Saturday, June 30, 2007

Best Writing at the WSOP So Far?

(Canada Cal, on the 'Haley' soapbox for a bit longer...)

There are lots of people playing at the World Series of Poker, and there are lots of people writing about it. I'm doing neither, but I am enjoying reading the various reports, even if the whole batch does seem a bit lifeless this year.

Among the best I've seen so far are the reports filed by Gary Wise over at ESPN.com. While ESPN.com has stuck its foot in its corporate mouth on more than one occasion regarding poker, they've done something right in signing up Wise for the duration. Wise, who runs the smaller wisehandpoker.com site, hasn't been afraid to tackle a lot of the touchier subjects at this year's WSOP while still doing it in a way that's palatable to a mainstream readership. I remember reading about the popular Dr. Pauly having that gig for just a few days before that deal fell through, and while there's no way to know whether Wise is actually Dr. Pauly's replacement, it seems clear to me that Wise's work is a better fit in terms of style to what ESPN normally does.

Wise has done one of the best examinations of the Eskimo Clark situation that I've read. In it, he confirms that Clark seemed to be experiencing a series of small strokes, and he looks at the drive that a lot of players such as Clark have to keep making that push for a bracelet. The Vinnie Vinh tale also gets some ink, and Wise hasn't been afraid to step into a hornets' nest himself, as happened when he dared to talk about the bad play in the women's event. Even the final table in that was weird, with Katja Thater and Vanessa Selbst the only players willing to mix it up, while the other players sat back, imitating rocks, trying to back their way up the pay slots. Eventually Selbst went out, and just when Thater was about to run over the table, she ran into a couple of the waiting rocks' monster hands, and may have tilted a bit trying to get back to the lead. Thater, however, acquitted herself rather admirably in the razz final.

So, if you want to read some of the good stuff, give Gary Wise's stories a look. They are among the best of the year.

PokerStars Announces Asian-Pacific Tour

(Canada Cal, subbing for Haley...)

Do you have a yen for exotic locales? I do, especially when our six weeks of summer here in Thunder Bay ends and the cold Lake Superior winds start whipping in once again. Maybe a trip to Korea, or the Philippines, or Australia would be nice. Australia in December would be nice. You don't want to know what happens to appendages in Thunder Bay in December weather, really you don't.

The reason for all this longful wishing is that PokerStars.com has announced its new Asia-Pacific Poker Tour, which is like the EPT for the other side of the globe. PokerStars has announced the first three stops of at least six for the new APPT, the last of which is in Sydney, Australia, in December. That would be nice, wouldn't it? And last time I checked, even you Yanks can still play at Stars and win your way into these events.

That's what I said. Stars will be running lots of satellites for these new APPT events, so, pardon the pun, start filling out that appt. calendar. Earlier events are scheduled for August and September in South Korea and the Philippines, and PokerStars says there are at least three more on the way. Very likely that Macau is one of those.

This adds zero to the news, but here's a happy-happy quote from Sarne Lightman, the APPT's founder: "Every year PokerStars sends thousands of players to compete in events across Europe, the US and the Caribbean. The launch of the APPT brings a whole new dimension to poker in Asia and marks the game's emergence as a truly global sport."

Friday, June 29, 2007

Neteller Founder Steve Lawrence Offers Guilty Plea in U.S. Conspiracy Case

(Canada Cal, on duty for Haley, and wondering if it's such a good idea, today...)

News reports are just breaking that Neteller co-founder Stephen Lawrence has a greed to plead guilty to at least one count of conspiracy in the case brought against him by the U.S. It's one of those "score one for the bad guys" moments, no doubt the result of increased pressure upon Lawrence to make a deal so that the U.S. has something it can point to to buttress its increasingly flimsy arguments in the World Trade Organization dispute.

Lawrence, despite the charge's claims to have illegally laundered many billions in dollars from U.S. citizens, nonetheless pled guilty in exchange for a sentence of a maximum five years, and agreement to be at least "partly responsible" for an estimated $100 in funds the U.S. is trying to recover, and is free to travel throughout the United States, Canada and the Bahamas (!!) until his October sentencing.

In exchange, the U.S. gets a brand new poster boy for its political right wing's anti-gambling cause, buttressed by the following statement, that Lawrence was no doubt coaxed to release as part of his plea agreement: “I came to understand that providing payment services to online gambling Web sites serving customers in the United States was wrong.” Finely crafted, don't you think?

Unknown at this time is whether any similar agreement is in the works with the other Neteller co-founder currently being held on similar charges, John Lefebvre. Also unknown is the effect the plea agreement will have on the approximately $155 million in U.S. customer funds currently frozen offshore in separate negotiations.

Sunday, June 24, 2007

Betcha.com Attempts a Non-Gambling UIGEA Workaround

Canada Cal here, filling in for Haley, who's on the mend---

This one's not specifically about poker, but then again, maybe it is. There's a new service trying to start up at betcha.com, which is going to serve as... well, how to describe it: A dating service for sports bettors?

What betcha.com plan plans to do is to allow people to meet up with each other through their service to make bets with each other, with betcha.com not involved in the betting themselves. Where betcha.com comes into the picture is through the awarding of ratings points for bettors that faithfully pay up any bets they may have made --- gold stars, if you will, for honoring one's debts.

Betcha.com also makes it abundantly clear that it's perfectly okay for people to not pay their lost wagers if they don't want to, which of cpurse would then bring negative reviews, like eBay feedback points or the like. except, if you get even one bad rating, no one's likely to ever trust with you with a freely placed bet again.

Now, betcha.com figures they'll avoid any problems with the UIGEA or similar laws because in their opinion the lack of forced consideration precludes this from being a form of "gambling" under the law. (Whether they'll succeed with this, should someone decide to go after them, remains to be seen.) But with no forced payment connected with the placing of a wager, betcha.com is proclaiming loudly for all to hear that it doesn't consider itself a gambling service.

How the site will make its nut wasn't really detailed in the releases offered to date. Maybe they'll sell site memberships, making sure to send out some some worthless pseudo-guide of bettors' tips to justify the fee.

It's a neat exercise in following the money, should betcha.com or some similar idea succeed. The UIGEA is designed to choke off the money, largely from sports betting, with poker just guilty by association. But the money the UIGEA is designed to choke off, for all you U.S. folks, is just going to find its way into different channels, far more distributed and far more difficult to trace.

Vinnie Vinh's Second Disappearance Still Unanswered?

(Canada Cal, on duty for Haley---)

Vinnie Vinh's second successive disappearance from the WSOP remains unexplained as of this posting, unless I've missed something in the rush of reports from the Rio. Vinh pulled off what is believed to be an unprecedented double at this year's WSOP, shattering the late Stuey Ungar's previous mark of one, in being blinded off during Day Two of a WSOP event without ever showing up, and still making the money.

Vinh, presumed to be a member in good standing of Men the Master's crew --- if in fact he is, indeed, still standing at all. The most recent forum postings, including many from reliable sources, indicate that Vinh may well have a drug issue, similar to what ultimately felled Ungar, perhaps poker's best raw talent ever. Not that Vinh's the only player to ever have a drug problem, if such reportings hold truth.

Anyhow, Vinh's second-day chair, as duly noted by the Wicked Chops wags, has now claimed both 20th- and 22nd-place cashes in this year's WSOP. Nor is it the only instance this year of a recognizable name having health problems, as seen in Paul "Eskimo" Clark's collapsing at least three times at the tables this year and exhibiting stroke-like symptoms in each. The last two came during the razz event where Clark somehow finished fourth, and other reports suggest that Clark was having diabetic difficulties. The 60-year-old Clark is one of those poker-nomad types who may not have much of an existence outside of the poker world, to explain the willingness to continue competing in such duress.

As for Vinh, though, he's very likely in the same state he was after his first disappearance, if reports can be believed. Likely hospitalized, and hopefully not worse.

The poker world does attract a lot of curious souls. It claims a few, too.

Florida Poker Law Beckons Georgia Players

Canada Cal, subbing for Haley, who was last reported attempting to trim the nosehairs of the Abe Lincoln visage at Mount Rushmore...

Being up here in the northern climes of Thunder Bay, where Lake Superior is that big pile of wetness to the south, I plumb forgot to mention the passing of the new Florida poker bill a week or so ago.

It's important to mention because so much of the Kick Ass Poker readership hails from Georgia, which in terms of Florida, is that state just to the north. And while Florida had been the site of the closest 'publicly legal' poker games for the vast majority of Georgia's residents, Florida had served up nothing but baby poker, fixed-limit games at stakes so small that not even the best player could outrun the house rake. One may as well have played the nickel slots and stared at the flashing lights.

All that's changed now, with Florida willing to allow at least a little bit of real poker to occur. The new law will allow for a maximum required buy-in of $100, which if I read it right means that players can buy in for more, but no tables will be allowed where a minimum buy-in is $200 or $500 or some such. Tournaments with similar buy-ins will also be allowed, meaning that it's --gasp!-- real poker in Florida.

So plan that bus trip soon, oh Georgia readers. Open, legal, cash-game poker just moved a couple of hundred miles closer. The new law goes into effect July 1.

Saturday, June 23, 2007

Sklansky Messing with the Christians Again

Canada Cal, on the Haley beat...

David Sklansky's old $50,000 challenge about finding a true Christian 'believer' who could also best Sklansky in a high-speed SAT math test was in the news again this week, presumably because Sklansky himself saw fit to push the nugget around about. Sklansky's long been upset with organized Christianity -- or rather, some of Christianity's more stupid factions -- who presumably would damn all them thar non-Christians to hell just for being born outside the Christian world.

Sounds like a tease, doesn't it?

Chances are it's Sklansky who's doing the teasing. David's admitted to doing a bit of trolling with some of his recent spewings, whether or not he actually agrees with what he's saying. It also provides an easy out in case you do actually discover yourself with your foot in your mouth, and planned or not, Sklansky's done a bit of the old toenail chewing in recent times.

You may also be aware of how Sklansky has upsold his platonic relationship with Brandi Hawbaker, she of the huggling episodes with Captain Tom, among other things. Hawbaker's attention-whoring ways verge on a psychological order, and Sklansky, well, he's a bit "other-directed" as well. I'm not saying he's nuts; I'm saying that he likely prioritizes things in a different way than most other folks. He calculates everything, and he may have calculated an overall gain, in page click-throughs, if nothing else, from cultivating a relationship with Hawbaker.

Or with a bunch of math-whiz Christians, maybe? You have to think there's more at play in this one.

Thursday, June 21, 2007

Heads in the Pickle Jar --- U.S. Besieged by WTO Compensation Claims

Canada Cal here, checkin' in for Haley---

You know, from my seat here in Thunder Bay (that's Ontario, just above Lake Superior) just staring down at you poor American prisoners, it seems pretty funny that you don't realize that the World Trade Organization mess with Antigua & Barbuda is a textbook case of why the rest of the world hates the good ol' U.S. of A. in so many ways. Here in Canada we're resigned to it to a certain extent, but that doesn't mean it's right.

The problem is, it's grown ever worse in these last six years when the radical Bushies have been in control --- it's been a case of us ('us' meaning the American religious right) against the world, and the end justifies the means. That means the rules don't count, because that right-wing nut factory thinks their higher calling justifies everything else, including the trashing of one of the world's greatest democracies. We're a lot more aware of your politics than you guys are of what goes on in other countries. And so we see something like your Vice President quite willing to claim that his office isn't part of the Executive branch, just so he can keep on lying and cheating and stealing and keeping his dirty secrets hidden that much longer. (Very much reminiscent of Spiro T. Agnew, by the way.)

And so we laugh. We laugh at your stupidity. For letting someone like that get into a position of power in the first place. Cheney's the type who wants power for power's own sake, you know, and that's the most dangerous politician of all.

Smartest thing your President ever did was to put that guy in as second-in-command. Having a nutcase like Cheney on deck is one hell of a life insurance policy, because every country has their own kook population, right- or left-leaning.

Which brings us back to the WTO and this other little, more poker-themed mess. It looks like several countries are lining up to take their expected shots at the United States in filing compensation claims against the U.S. in retaliation for the U.S.'s unilateral -- and agreement-breaking -- removal of online gambling from its WTO GATS commitments. The European Union was first to file ahead of the June 22 deadline, but it was quickly followed by Antigua and Barbuda, to no one's surprise. More followed, including India, Japan and Costa Rica, while other countries such as China and Canada, a place I'm sorta fond of, had already listed themselves as 'parties of interest' in Antigua's initial complaint. I just say, pile it on!

But the question becomes, what will really become of it? Indications are that the U.S. will remain militant, come hell or high water. As I think you guys read about some time back, the U.S. Trade Representative to the WTO, John Veroneau, is one of those stauch anti-gambling types that was snuck into his job by Bill Frist, probably attached at the bottom of a list of hires for the Senate security detail, knowing Frist's style.

It's a combination of far-right wackiness and big-business protectionism at work, which sorta describes the last six years of U.S. history in a lot of ways. Antigua has filed for $3.4 billion annually, the EU's complaint isn't framed the same way but hints at wanting tens of billions in 'alternative' market concessions, and late-to-the-party Costa Rica probably has as much of a financial claim as Costa Rica, if not more.

Antigua's also been negotiating with the U.S. in secret. First they met with Barney Frank to get the lay of the land in terms of that bill (which ain't going anywhere in the near future), and now they've met with President Bush, with Bush now acknowledging that, "Oh, yeah, this little unimportant island seems to mad at us about something." Here's the Antigua Sun's take on the meeting:

Prime Minister Baldwin Spencer raised the country’s Internet dispute with the United States at during the meeting between Caricom leaders and President George W. Bush.

Prime Minister Spencer spoke of Antigua & Barbuda’s desire to settle the matter with the United States over the Internet Gaming dispute which the country has won at every stage at the WTO.

It was also pointed out to President Bush that by today Antigua & Barbuda will make application to the Dispute Settlement Body of the World Trade Organisation for certain remedies because of the US non-compliance with its ruling.

PM Spencer noted that President Bush said he was aware of the details of the dispute but was pleased that the matter was raised and pledged to look into the matter in an effort to reach a resolution.


"Pledged to look into the matter" means nothing, of course, but it's the first indication Bush has given that the situation actually exists, since it was painfully omitted from mention during the signing ceremony for the Port Security Act to which the UIGEA was secretly attached.

A Wall Street report from a couple of days ago, examining the dispute, lays out the truth: As long as a Republican administration remains in the White House, the UIGEA is unlikely to be overtuned or modified. That truth's been obvious all along. For you guys, the only short-term hope are things like that lawsuit filed against the government seeking an injunction against implementation of the UIGEA. Actions like that may be longshots, but getting the UIGEA tossed would prevent something similar from being passed until your next round of elections, when you'd have a chance to toss a few more of those nut cases out.

Sunday, June 17, 2007

Poker Dome to Close

Canada Cal, checking in for Haley---

The Mansion Poker Dome won't be coming back for any Season Two or Three. The Las Vegas Sun confirmed this after checking with Rick Kulis, the president of Hollybrook Regency, the agency responsible for the lease on the three converted theaters that housed the show at a downtown Vegas mall.

It's not stated in the story, but it's pretty general knowledge --- even up here in Thunder Bay --- that Mansion wasn't going to come back to do Season Two of a show in the U.S. of A. when it couldn't even accept American players, and FOX Sports wasn't going to run the show without a sponsor to pay for all the fun. Since neither of those happened, it was the end of the show. The Hollywood Regency honcho said that the lease would be terminated, as it was essentially a three-year deal.

Sadly, this was one of those things that you could have seen coming months and months ago. Mansion has no problem running generous promotions to try to capture chunks of the poker market, just like those lovely $100,000 Guaranteed tournaments with thons of overlay that've been running daily for months. But it didn't make sense for Mansion to keep the Dome thing running.

So, the Dome endeth. A couple of big winners emerged from the set, including Gavin Smith for a half a million in some sort of pro-am event and Rodel Tuazon, who took down the million in the first and only season of the Poker Dome show itself. Odd coincidence, in that the first person Tuazon eliminated back on his first episode was that AWOL sick person I'm covering for, Haley.

Small world. Waving at y'all from Lake Superior's northern shore, I'm Canada Cal.

Canada Cal's Coach's Corner: Blinds Progression and Payout Structures in the End Game

Canada Cal here, still on temporary duty for Haley, on convalescent leave---

Today we'll look at a common situation for the discerning online player, that being arriving in the end stages of a smallish online tournament with a stack that might seem healthy, but when compared to the size of the blinds and antes, really isn't.

All tournaments devolve into 'pushfests' in their last stages. That's what tournaments are designed to do, after all, with their ever-increasing blinds: to force those chips into the middle, produce some action, and declare a winner.

However, the blind structures from one tourmanent to the next are often not just different, but are in fact radically different. The same goes for payouts. Some structures are comparatively flat, with not much of a jump from one spot to the next, while others climb sharply higher with each successive knockout. Because of this, there are situations that occur where what might seem an obvious play in one circumstance might be a questionable play in another, even though the setup looks the same. It's the blinds, baby, (and the payouts) and those blinds are gonna eat you up, sooner or later. But how soon is too soon or too late, when trying to optimize your payday, in terms of reacting to that pressure?

Managing a short stack properly in a tournament's end stages is essential to bankroll accumulation. Let's look an example to illustrate the problem.

The setup: Five players remaining in a smallish online tournament. The blinds are 3,000/6,000 with 300 antes. You have about 52,000 chips, about tied with another player for third place, with one player down to about 30,000, and the two leaders close to 150,000 each. You're already deep in the money, and the payouts for the top five spots go something like this, from the next one out up to the top:

5th: $600
4th: $700
3rd: $900
2nd: $1,800
1st: $2,700

You've already got the $600 guaranteed; it's the worst you're going to do. The spots below fifth were $500, $400 and $300, so this is an example of a very flat payout structure, with --- except for those two spots right at the top --- not a lot of relative difference between most spots.

Let's return to that poker scenario. Your "M" (as popularized by Dan Harrington, though he didn't invent it), is looking pretty sad. For five players, that's computed by dividing your total chips (52,000), by the sum of all the blinds and antes, which looks like this:

52,000 / [3,000 + 6,000 + (5 * 300)] =

52,000 / 10,500 =

= 4.95

That's an unhealthy M, but even the leader of the event has an M of only about 15. In other words, welcome to the end game.

Let's toss in one more little quirk, right from the example where this occurred. You're in the under-the-gun seat, and only seconds remain before the next level is scheduled to begin. That level will be 4,000/8,000 with 400 antes. In one hand, assuming you fold here, your M will shrink from 4.95 to this:

51,700 / [4,000 + 8,000 + (5 * 400)] =

51,700 / 14,000 =

= 3.69

But it's even less than that, because you'll be in the big blind on that next hand, meaning that 8,400 of your remaining 51,700 is already in the pot, leaving you only 43,300 with which to choose your play.

It's still 3,000/6,000, though, and you in the UTG seat discover you've been dealt... a pair of deuces. Given the scenario above, this is an auto-push. The reasons for pushing here are:

(a) You might capture the blinds and antes, bumping your M by about one and allowing you at least another round to wake up with a hand or at least find yourself in a better positional spot;

(b) Even though deuces are almost never ahead by much and in fact might be way behind, the odds are that you've got the best hand at the moment. The odds that a player has a pocket pair on any given hand are 1 in 17, or about 5.8%, and if they do have a pocket pair, it's almost 99% that it's not the other pair of deuces. (There are some minor clustering effects that also change the odds just slighty, but do not affect the point of this rough calculation in any meaningful way.) Anyhow, 5.8% * 4 (the other remaining players) = 23.2%, and it's actually about 23% that you're behind with your deuces at the moment. The other 77% of the time, you're ahead.

There are some factors that weigh against making a move from the UTG spot with a pair of deuces or some similar baby pair, in general terms. Those are:

(a) Savvier players would quite rightly be expecting you to steal in this spot, and they would be more likely to look you up with anything reasonable. 'Anything reasonable' from any player other than the short stack might be an ace, or K-Q or K-J suited, in general a fairly loose range that includes lots of other hands;

(b) You could always try to fold and move up a spot, or even two. Backing up the final-table board is a time-honored tradition.

Except here. This one isn't even close to a coin-flip judgment; you must push and hope for the best. In the circumstances described, the next two spots don't pay out much more (in percentage terms) than the fifth place you'd snag by exiting right here, as happened to me in this instance. The big stack to my left found A-J, thought it over... and made the call. I finished in fifth, with the other two shorter stacks assured of one more spot in pay due to my demise.

But, if I were to have any chance at all to win this thing, then I needed to make a move when I had the chance. I needed chips, and I needed chips at that moment.

Think about all the factors that came into play. Had fourth place been $900 instread of $700 with the fifth-place spot still being $600, then I'd have a much higher incentive to hope someone else could knock the shortest stack out. Likewise, too, if I'd had 20,000 or 30,000 more chips, I could have have assessed the likelihood of a call (and potential elimination of me) in a slightly different light. Every bit of increase in M allows for more leeway in decisions, but down in those low single digits, there's really little true choice to be made.

Friday, June 15, 2007

Party Poker to Add Ads

Canada Cal here, on emergency reserve duty from Lake Superior's north shore, just in case an armada of radical Muslims decide to raft across the Edmund Fitzgerald's watery grave and invade you guys from the north. I've got a bag o' coal chunks here ready to peg at 'em, just in case.

Poker news, sure. This time I'm jealous. Because at least for a bit, you lucky Americans aren't going to have suffer something that the rest of us now will.

Just a couple of days ago, PKR.com (another online poker site) announced that it was going to start inserting virtual advertising into its play-money tables. Well, maybe not every one plays at PKR. Exactly one day later, though, comes the news that Party Poker will be doing the same thing, and yeah, a lot of us second-class Canadians still play at Party. So we're gonna be stuck with the crap, like we don't have enough to worry about. I found a ClickZ story on it with the following:

"The demographics are just astounding," said Calvin Lui, a spokesman for Connexus and Traffic Marketing, the company doing the ads for Party. "And it's a very captive experience. You actually download a software application that has the game on it. So it's not a Web surfing experience and you are actually engaged in a game."

The opportunities for advertisers will run the gamut, from rich-media to simple pop-ups to integrated sponsorships. For example, companies can buy a rotating ad on the poker table, ads on the table belt and messages on the coats of the virtual dealers and characters playing the game.

"The dealer may be a character that you can create," said Lui. "Say you're rolling out a new movie. Jack Sparrow could be the dealer and the table felt could be Pirates of the Caribbean. You could have a place to click for a preview of the movie."


It's all because Party is trying to replace lost revenue from its U.S. pullout, or so it says earlier up in the story. A pox on it. Blahhhh. We've got to stare at more ads because you guys have oooooodiots for politicians. Yeah, we've got some too, no doubt. I guess them's the breaks.

But I bet you're gonna see your own on-table ads soon enough. If you are playing for free at Party Poker.net you can virtually guarantee it.

ESPN Showing Absolute Poker Ads?

(Canada Cal here, checking in for Haley while she's on medical convalescence...)

Just watching the U.S. Golf Open on ESPN --- which we do get up here, and it's the same as the U.S. feed --- and I noticed a commercial for Absolute Poker, featuring site spokesboobs Serinda Swan getting all jiggly trying to entice players to sign up and play. Now that's cool and all, but I've been surfing around the Web snortin' up all the latest WSOP reports, and it looks like all official "WSOP" and "Harrah's" signage just isn't to be found any more on sites that are covering the WSOP but still accept business from online sites servicing U.S. players, such as Absolute.

Money talks, yessir, which means that I really doubt that ESPN will run into any difficulties whatsoever with using whatever WSOP or Harrah's brandage it feels like using. It still makes whatever reasons Harrah's might have as being kinda vague and hollow, though: there's something called a "clean hands" legal concept that seems to not be in use here very much, meaning that the only reason one would have for not using official WSOP stuff might be the prospect of losing future business with Harrah's. Up here in Thunder Bay we not only believe that what's good for the goose is good for the gander, we also know what the goose and gander actually are.

Food.

From part way up the food chain, this is Canada Cal, checking in for Haley and now checking out. Now it's back to the golf, to see where Mike Weir might be. Except he's a lefty with a nervous tic, not very Canadian at that...

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Skill Games Networks Departs... with a Whimper

(Canada Cal, checking in for Haley while she's recovering from the phlegmbitis or constipography or whatever it is that's ailin' her--)

Here's one that a lot of you Americans probably didn't notice much at all last week. The Skill Games Poker Network said it'd had enough, promptly closed up shop and began settling up with its remaining customers. Skill Games was a pretty small network, by the by, featuring Naked Poker and Games Grid Poker and not much else I can think of. early on it also had Tony G Poker, until that site decided to give it up in the face of what you guys did (meaning you Americans), that being the UIGEA.

Well, there wasn't much left to Skill Games, really, and with the bigger networks around it consolidating and merging right and left, Skill Games finally just had to say, "Aww, heck with it," and accept it as a good idea with pretty bad timing, the way a lot business things tend to work out. I got myself a shed full of those 'Singin' Billy Bass' things out back, so I know that works, indeedy.

What might be interesting about it all is if it has an effect on Mansion. You'd have had to have played both on the Skill Games Network and on Mansion to know it (and you guys down there in the land of the Bushies can't do that any longer), but there was a lot of similarities between the Skill Games software and the stuff that Mansion uses. It's a little bit slow in the playing, makes the same sort of funny noises, which makes it seem as though Mansion might have had their software developed by the Skill Games folks early on.

So will Mansion be staring at a software overhaul sometime down the road? I don't know, but those overlays right now sure are ju-u-u-u-u-uicy. Oh, wait, you don't need to hear about that.

Well, to heck with it then, and back at'cha soon, I guess, waitin' for things and waitin' on things. It's busy times.

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Poker Sites Compatible with Macintosh Computers

Poker Sites Compatible with Macintosh Computers

Do you own a Mac? Do you want to play internet poker on a mac? This article takes a look at the Mac compatible poker sites and gives a list of three poker rooms designed with mac poker users in mind.

For many years, online poker for mac was virtually impossible to find. All of the sites were designed to work with the all might Microsoft and without a PC Emulator program you simple could not find any internet poker sites compatible with the Macintosh PC. Well, that has all changed.

The popularity of the Macintosh computer, combined with the huge competition for online poker players in general has lead to some of the poker sites to make Mac Compitable Poker Software.

Today, you can download texas holdem poker software for Mac and be playing poker online in minutes at some of the best online poker rooms in the world.

Here are our picks for the top Poker Sites Compatible with Macintosh


1. FullTilt Poker.com - Full Tilt Poker.com is a powerhouse player in the online poker sites, boasting the third largest traffic ranks of any poker site. In early 2006 they released a version of their hugely popular poker site that was mac compatable. Full Tilt Poker is probably your best place to get downloadable texas holdem poker software for mac.

Positives for FullTilt's Mac Poker Download:

- Full Download - Not a stripped down version of Full Tilt's Poker Room.
- Great Tournament Structure. Full Tilt's blinds never double!
- Trusted site, quality customer service
- USA and International Friendly

Visit FullTiltPoker.com


2. Pacific Poker / 888 Poker - One of the oldest poker rooms on the net. Since the passing of the UIGEA Pacific Poker stopped accepting U.S.A Players so I no longer play there, but I understand that it is still some of the fishiest play on the net, but the game interface was also boring and unappealing. Who cares when you are winning, right?

Positives for Pacific Poker for Macintosh

- Quick Play / No Download Mac Poker.
- Automatic Detection of your OS
- Super Soft Competition (at least it used to be).
*Pacific Poker does not accept USA players.

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The above three Mac Compatible Poker Rooms should give you plenty of options for playing online poker if you are a Mac user without the need to download a windows emulator program or some other work around to find a poker site compatible with macintosh.

Good luck at the tables, and now back to your regularly scheduled blogger!

Sunday, June 10, 2007

Speakin' of Messin' With the Canadian Economy

Canada Cal here, still catching up on behalf of Haley, who will be owing me some big favors the next time she comes up here walleye fishing. This one's a freebie, though, 'cause it's about NETeller, which ain't great but is Canadian, and therefore better than say, it's non-Canadian equivalent. Except there is no such thing as a non-Canadian equivalent of anything, sort of by default.

But NETeller? They announced that they'll be paying folks in due time, 'due' being the operative word. They were right at the end of the window they'd announced for presenting a plan for repayment for all the U.S. money that's holed up in a nondescript cave on the Isle of Man, guarded by three sheep farmers and a Black-and-Tan Terrier named Bugsy. Bugsy's livin' high on the hog these days, since there's $160 million or thereabouts gathering interest for someone right now, and it ain't gonna be you sorry-assed Americans.

Looks like you'll get your money, after all, sometime after July 13 and sometime before hell freezes over, or whenever NETeller, now devoid of all processing-employee help, can get around to handling the hundreds of thousands of payment requests that are already in the queue or are sure to come as soon as the gates are opened. The tentative plan is for there to be a 180-day window in which you guys can request your finds, either by check or by re-certifying your bank account for electronic deposit. Were there an over/under on some Bodog-like site on the percentage of people who will tak payment by check rather than electronic transfer, I'd take that the over. I don't think many people will trust the other system again.

You can request your payments in that window. How long it'll take to receive those payments remains anyone's guess.

I Knew You Guys Had a Smart Cookie Somewhere...

Canada Cal checking in again for Haley, who is still under threat of death or death threats or something. (Down sick, actually.) She has one shit-tee cel phone, lemme tell ya.

She mentioned that there's a new outfit down there called iMEGA, which a quick search says stands for the Interactive Media Entertainment and Gaming Association, which means it should really be 'IMEGA,' except the folks behind it want to be seen as 'Net-hip and cool. Or their caps-lock was on, either way.

Well, this "fledgling" or "unheralded" or "little known" trade organization decided to do what a whole lotta bigger boys have been too scared to do, and that's file for an injunction against the U.S. to stop the UIGEA from going into effect. Except maybe it's not fledgling or a fringe operation after all...?

There's a nice story over on Red Herring about the suit, which names U.S. Chief Dickhead Alberto Gonzalez as part of the action. It seems that the iMEGA suit, filed in New Jersey, by the way, is on behalf of several intentionally anonymous parties who, well... oh, hell, here's Red Herring's take:

iMEGA refused to divulge the names of its members in part because of the perceived possibility of legal retribution as a result of the lawsuit. Providing the government with a list of firms involved in some form of Internet gaming, it thought, could open the individuals up to indictments and arrest.

“It’s the nature of the issue at hand, and the nature of an entity which can take punitive action against the members,” said Eric Bernstein, iMEGA’s attorney. “There have been many other instances where groups bringing lawsuits against the government have not disclosed the identities of their members.”


It could be anybody, really, from major U.S. based affiliates to some of the big-time U.S. players associated with online rooms. And yes, it's perfectly legit to not disclose the identity of individual plaintiffs in an action of this type.

Canada Cal Checking In on the Controversies

Canada Cal here, checking in for Haley for a bit. Seems she's a whole lot swamped and a bit under the weather, and a bit behind, or so she says. So I'll be pitching in a bit of the ol' back bacon on her behalf, not that we eat as much of that up here as you think. (And Haley surfed by and said to make sure that you all understood that that was not a Captain Tom/Brandi Hawbaker/huggling reference.) Haley also says there's not much wrong with that a few days of bedrest or a bullet won't cure, and she doesn't care which.

How do I know her, you ask? Well, I used to work down there in the land of the Bushies, back in the days when she was writing useless stuff in a different sort of recreational field. Sports cards and collectibles and stuff like that. I bet you all didn't know that Haley even had a hand in some of the early fantasy-sports publications, back before it was the BIG THING it is today. Or that she once wrote the 'bible' for a crappy, short-lived comic book called Scorpion Corps?

Yeah, I got her now. That last was on a dare, you see. But I'm here to fill you in on some developments in poker this week, and since it's been a week full of legislative goodies, she told me to start there.

Friday was the big day for Barney Frank's pro-poker bill in his Finance committee in the U.S. House of Representatives. Now, you might ask what all we Canucks care about the U.S. laws, and the answer is, a whole lot. Because it's like them Bushies say --- "Those Canada geese will do what we tell them to. I mean what are they gonna do, poop on our lawns and golf courses?" It ain't quite true, but it's close, because the U.S. fucks with Canadian companies on a pretty regular basis. Or maybe the word 'NETeller' doesn't mean anything to you.

Yeah, well, Frank we wouldn't let in otherwise unless he was an extra in a Monty Python "Lumberjack" sketch, if you get my drift. Or his. We were still kinda hoping that Frank would show some stiffness, ayuh, but no, it all now seems to have been as much show as Frank at a Liberty U. conference. Not that that's happened --- I'm just saying.

Because Frank held his meeting, and everybody seems to think it went well. There were several key, pro-gambling witnesses there to give testimony, including people from research and social organizations to testify that the scare tactics and language used by the right were pretty much that --- scare tactics, devoid of real evidence or value, and in fact the opposite of what the truth about the matter really is. The pro-gambling forces even snuck in a couple of tech experts from European gambling concerns to testify directly about the b.s. about underage and problem gambling, testifying that the measures were there, could be put into effect, and would make the online gambling world a hell of a lot safer than it is today.

The other side, those Bushies, they toted in that pastor Greg Hogan from Pennsylvania, a state of yours with city names so weird it makes "Banff" seem pretty damn logical. Hogan's the proud papa of that Greg Hogan Jr. who robbed a bank to pay for his gambling losses. Which I guess goes to show ya, it's okay to be the son of a hellfire-and-brimstone Baptist preacher, and it's okay to really suck at poker, but it's not okay to do both at the same time.

But of course, there's that damn fool preacher who probably fucked with his kid's head in the first place, making his son too scared to do the right thing, and that's get help for a real problem. Too bad for the kid; meanwhile, Daddy Preacher gets to wail about the evils of society. Up here we send folks like that preacher to St. John's, and I don't mean the big one.

But, wait, this was about the hearing, not some durn fool preacher. I guess everyone gave their little speeches and asked and answered questions, and after the hearing Frank polled the committee members (if I'm reading the tea leaves right), and discovered that not much had changed. There were just enough Bible-pumpers... I mean thumpers... to ensure that the Frank bill wouldn't get over some over roadblocks that were just waiting to be set up. And I did notice a piece in one of your online newspapers --- outta Cleveland, by the way, that says that Frank is now gonna pull back that ol' sockdoliger of a bill just because he knows he doesn't have the votes to push it all the way.

This came after a Representative from your West Coast (volcano country, no doubt) introduced a bill which was going to be an amendment to the Frank bill. Jim McDermott was the guy's name, and part of his bill was the requirement that all citizens pay a 2% deposit on transactions made into online sites --- which of course is kinda smart but also kinda stupid, because it would tax the honest folks (fine on that part) but not touch those dishonest and largely imaginary money launderers... who would probably be happy to pay a 2% fee to move some money around, if you asked and if they existed.

But with the Frank bill now pulled off the board, it left this here McDermott guy sucking on something rotten, because there's nothing left for his bill to be attached to. One hopes he's not sucking on something attached to Frank, at least in public company.

Yeah, the comedy clubs up here are tough, lemme tell ya.

But wait, Haley said to not forgot the Wexler thing. Seems you've got another Congressman down there who actually came up with a logical bill, this to attach a 'skill games' carveout (for things such as poker, mah-jongg and backgammon) to the UIGEA. This actually makes sense, of course, because it would preserve the intent of that Wire Act that you guys passed decades ago but punishes us, too, and let your pols keep sucking money in from your pro sports leagues while cutting poker free. Too bad for the sites that wanna do the poker/casino/sportsbook thing all at once, were this law to somehow pass.

But too bad for this proposed law, too, because it's like the Frank thing, meaning there's no way it's gonna get through your Congress when you've got weirdos like that Sam Brownback clogging up the works. See what those longer summers does for you, down there? You grow a bigger and deeper crop o' nuts.

Sunday, June 03, 2007

More WSOP Weirdness --- Quiet Lion Banned From the Premises?

It's full-moon season again, meaning the WSOP has started. I think they just need to erect a giant neon moon in the sky atop the Rio, looking down on the Voodoo Lounge, just so they have something on which to blame the craziness that always breaks out at the WSOP --- even though this is about the WSOP only in a roundabout way.

Richard 'Quiet Lion' Brodie received a letter from Harrah's recently, officially notifying him that he was persona non grata on Harrah's properties. Richard's kind of a semi-sorta good poker player, of course (being a spokesman for Full Tilt), but apparently the problem was that Richard just got flat-out lucky, hitting four royal flushes on 'high roller' video poker at three different Harrah's properties over a relatively short time frame.

Harrah's apparently decided that they can't make money off this guy, according to Brodie's most recent post, so they gave him the boot.

From all Harrah's properties.

Including the Rio, now hosting the WSOP. Meaning one of the best few hundred playes in the world can't play, even though he's done nothing wrong.

I'd like to think that there's something more to this, some hidden somethingorother that explains an action that seems so inane on its surface. But what that would be, I have no clue. Maybe a Harrah's exec is channeling Becky Binion or something.

Or maybe the full moon really does have an effect. It's up there right now, you know.

A Hidden Problem with Sharkscope?

As I've mentioned in previous posts, I'm less than enamored about a lot of the products that are available to help get a picture of one's opponents in a less-than-noble way, that being by direct play at the tables. Sharkscope is one of those products, though it's probably at the minor end of the scale, certainly not as offensive to a purist as a PokerHUD or a Pokerbility or other products which try to create an artificial 'live time' advantage for the player.

I made a deep run in the $20K on Poker.com / Carbon Poker a week ago, and in one of those weird moments of satori, I realized something about Sharkscope: Unless the product has a hidden way of accounting for it --- and I don't believe it does --- the ROI numbers it generates for its customers carries an unknown skew. Sharkscope does not, to the best of my knowledge, account for tournaments where an overlay is in effect, therefore making ROI percentages a bit higher over the long run than they otherwise might be.

In the tournament above, I finished fifth, in itself my best cash of the year. But this tournament had a chunk of overlay, somewhere around 25%, and it occurred to me that a player who did nothing but hunt down events with sizable overlays would generate a much better-looking profile on Sharkscope than a similar player who played a lot of non-overlay events. Same player skills would yield different results. Sharkscope allows five searches a day, so I searched on the five highest finishers here besides myself.

You can see that all of them look to be really tough players, but is that the whole truth? It's possible that one or two of them just might be middlin' players who focus only on big-overlay specials --- I'm not saying that it's so, but that it could be. As for me, thinking back to my own tourneys played, I'd guess that my ROI is 2-3% inflated over what it should really be , due to unaccounted overlays. It's not a big deal, but it's a hidden factor nonetheless.

Lesson: If you use a Sharkscope or something like it, use it only in a general sense. Specifics can't be trusted.

Poker Peek Cards Receive Just Slightly Less Than Enthusiastic Welcome at WSOP

Just a wee bit less than that, really.

C.C. was the first to mention it in one of his PokerWorks blog entries, but hell didn't really break loose at the WSOP until play began in the WSOP's Event #1, the $5,000 mixed-limit event. Then the news flew everywhere. At issue were the "revolutionary new Poker Peek cards" introduced by U.S. Playing Card under a deal with Harrah's, and the cards weren't all they were supposed to be, by a long shot.

What they were were a confusing mess. The first photo I saw of the things was via a link sent to me by Short-Stacked Shamus, and I guffawed in laughter. Pauly had a little bit better photo up later, courtesy of PokerNews, and I'm reproducing just a snippet here as a tease --- I highly recommend you click on the tiny photo and view the more detailed version of the cards as shown over at PokerNews. (Photo snippet courtesy PokerNews, of course.) Seriously, you need to see these cards in the context of a board display to really grasp how much of a train wreck these cards were. T.J. Cloutier was quoted early in the play as saying that the cards were definitely not the ones the players had approved.

And they were summarily yanked as soon as a few cases of KEMs could be scrounged up (from the local Harrah's properties, most likely) and brought into play. However, the larger events such as the casino-employees event and the $1,500 NL event starting on Day 2 meant that the Poker Peeks couldn't quite be dispensed with; there simply weren't enough replacement KEMs on hand to cover the WSOP's needs, though trucks from distant climes are rollin' into the desert as this is written.

Still, one gets the distinct impression that this is one endoresment deal that the WSOP's not too happy with at the moment...

Saturday, June 02, 2007

You See the Garbage Can? Turn Left...

'Twas a ragged week to top all ragged weeks, and a story about it will be told.

About how with the WSOP imminent and family responsibilities at hand, I decided a last-ditch run to Wisconsin to establish back-up Internet connections --- and visit family --- was the best solution to a difficult problem. About how that didn't go as planned, originally, and I opened my behind-the-scenes WSOP duties from a hotel room in Minocqua, WI. About a late-night drive to safer sanctums where I ending up making a U-turn after I'd given up all but the last bit of hope.

But not today, at least not in this post. This one I'll have a bit of different fun with. It's sort of a takeoff on Shrinky's ongoing series of Las Vegas poker room reviews that are published on a weekly basis over at PokerNews. Lessee... title...

"Northwoods Poker --- Hot Times at Lake of the Torches Casino"

A bit commercial-y, but remember, this is a first draft; it'll do, right?

Lake of the Torches Casino is one of the mid-sized Indian casinos in Wisconsin, not on a par with Potawotami in Milwaukee or Ho-Chunk at Baraboo near the Dells or Oneida Bingo & Casino over at Green Bay, or maybe even Turtle Lake Casino off yonder in, you guessed it, Turtle Lake. (Good food there.) That said, Lake of the Torches (the translated name of Lac du Flambeau, WI), the small reservation town where the casino resides) is not a tiny casino by any means, and there are a few of those scattered around the state as well.

Lake of the Torches does okay in the summer months from the Chicago/Milwaukee resort-and-cottage crowd, and there's enough deep money scattered around the Northwoods to at least let the place survive the winter months. Same thing with Watersmeet (up dere in Yooper country) and Mole Lake, among the other casinos that bracket the heart of Wisconsin's lake country.

It's my old stomping grounds. My sister and her husband live up here, my parents have owned a small bit of land up here for decades, and this is home country for me. Cold and wet snowy five or six months a year, but home country nonetheless. And I hadn't been up here for two years, for a lot of reasons. In the duration, Lake of the Torches joined the parade and decided to spread poker. Me, stranded temporarily without Internet, had little else to do but go check it out.

I drove out to the casino after giving up on the Internet thing for the night, intent on at least enjoying the casino's buffet dinner. (The buffet was okay, not great; it's usually pretty good but it can be erratic.) But that came just after scoping out the 'room' and the special Thursday afternoon tourney for the regulars, a $50+5 or $50+10 thing limited to 40 spots and with $2,000 paid out to the top four spots. Run in a back room --- I've seen illegal games with bigger spreads.

How 'back room' is back room? Let's put it this way --- despite knowing this casino like the back of my hand, and receiving specific directions... I couldn't find it. I finally broke into a group of waitresses/bus staff standing outside the entrance to the main (but cozy) 'entertainment' hall of the casino, where an 8th-grade graduation party and dance was going on. Yeah.... Welcome to the Northwoods and the res, friends; that's how it rolls up here.

Anyhow, I asked if one of them could direct me to the poker tournament, and one of the girls,quite eager to get away from the boss-lecture going on, eagerly volunteered to march me the thirty feet over to the start of a narrow service hallway --- quite literally with a mop and bucket leaning against the wall down at the far end. 42 inches of custodial clearance at its finest... meaning the hallway, not the mop. "You see the garbage can?" said the worker, indicating a small, black, upright receptacle outside an open door halfway down; light spilling out from within. "Turn left."

I sauntered in. Two tables on the left, two on the right, with a desk in the center against the far wall for the tourney director. About a dozen of the 40 players already had been eliminated, and it was soon to be 13 --- my brother-in-law Brad was all-in at that moment with a Big Slick that the board didn't help.

Buh-bye, tourney room. Dinner time next. We decided, though, to register for the cash game in the 'regular' room, way up at the front of the casino. Lake of the Torches' poker room is right at the front of the casino, in what might turn out to be a premier spot once the casino's renovation is complete, making it an inviting draw for the newbies and the casual visitors. For me, though, it's just a slightly lengthened walk, since I never park anywhere near the front entrance, having learned better years ago.

Dinner, meh. The roast was okay but the fish were dry as hell. (Yes, I'm proletariat. I'll mix.)

And on to a short session of poker. The poker room at Lake of the Torches currently offers three tables --- count 'em, three, bim-bam-boom --- although only one was in action. A second would be started after a bit, with both offering 1/2 NL. The three tables occupied about 40% of what used to be a small 'no smoking' slots parlor that has been re-purposed for poker, though part of the hallway reaching the room was the area under construuction, meaning that the walls were actually 4' x 8' sections of unfinished particle board on their side. Makes a good rail if you don't mind the splinters, by the way, though the view wasn't the greatest.

1/2 NL was about the only game offered on most occasions, I found out. A woman worked as the brush/cashier at a podium tucked next to a pillar, and they used three dealers for the two tables, constantly pushing. Mediocre dealers, by the way; I counted four basic mistakes in two hours times, with the room generally clueless on how to introduce new players to the table. It didn't matter where you took a seat; you got to see the next hand for free. But it's the Northwoods, kids. They can't exactly raid the poker-dealing staff from the casino down the street. Blue-plate poker, to be sure.

And not profitable for me on this occasion, not that I cared much about that. I was down a little, then up a little, then down most of a short, $100 buy-in when I caught a cooler with K-Q against someone's K-J when the flop came K-K-J. He was supposedly the tightest player at the table, too, and he called my raise from UTG pre-flop. (And I was playing tight myself.) Ah, well, lucky him; we were both playing with such few chips by the time I knew he had a big hand I couldn't get away from it anyway.

Then I threw away a winner when a woman two seats to my left made a good play/terrible play on the river. Good play in that she got me out of a nice pot when I would have had the winning trips (sevens) on a paired board with both straight and flush draws in the offing; terrible play in that she made an undersized value bet as a river re-raise when the person who made the original river raise was the one player at the table who would not lay down any sort of a made hand. The total hand cost me maybe $25 for a bad situational read, but it cost her maybe $45 for crass stupidity. That's the sort of night it was.

So I'm down a buy-in. No biggee. I have to say I wasn't impressed by the calibre of the players, and I'm itching for another crack at them. Sometime soon.