Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Is a Trojan Just a Marketing Ploy in Disguise?

Welcome to a tale of a virus, but not necessarily the virus you might think. I've been aching to write about this one for a week or so, but frankly, I wanted to let it get the hell out of current Google search engine rankings for a bit.

A couple of weeks ago there was a story making the rounds of the poker news sites, or at least most of them, for at the one where I have some editorial say I made sure to give it a wide berth. It had to do with millions of dollars purportedly being stolen from online poker players who had had their computers unknowingly infected with a trojan (computer virus), which was then relaying their account information to some thief in distant lands. "Goodbye, online bankrolls," went the tale.

A lot of sites ran with their own versions of the story over the next two to three weeks. Some of them were good sites, some of them weren't. I'm not calling anyone out for biting on this one, by the way, because the poker-news world has been very spotty in recent weeks, with brief spurts of very busy activity mixed with days-long stretches where frankly, nothing much earth-shattering was going on. So, no naming of names, hokay?

But the story itself was bullshit. It didn't pass my personal smell test on first glance and every time I went back to check it for worthiness, it just didn't get any better. All the versions of the story that you see date back to a story that was first published on TechRadar.com, and is dutifully linked to and reprinted here. (This is a legit reprinting of the piece, by the way, because it is an examination of the veracity of the piece itself.) Here goes:

Millions stolen from online poker players
Criminals use Trojans to steal money from web users


March 10th

Mikko Hyppönen is the chief research officer at security software company, F-Secure. He also consults with European security agencies about the threats posed by cyber-criminals. Through his job, he hears many frightening stories of how people have been robbed blind without even realising it.

He said that hackers are robbing millions from innocent web users. He told of how your mobile phone could be spying on you. And he described how online banking might not be as safe as you'd hoped.

Online poker players, he says, are some of the ripest targets. And Hyppönen said he fears that most online poker players have absolutely no idea how much danger they’re in. He also revealed a link between money stolen through cyber-crime, and terrorism in Iraq.

Real money

“Online poker players are a massive target for hackers. People play it with real money obviously, so they’re a big target. We were just investigating a case where a professional online poker player was attacked by someone he would play against regularly online. And we’re talking about professional players, and big money. Hundreds of thousands of euros on the table at a time,” he said.

“All of a sudden he started losing. He would regularly lose even when he had a great hand – pocket aces for example. If he had an unbeatable hand, the other players would simply fold. And when he tried to bluff, he would lose. He lost a lot of money this way, we’re talking hundreds of thousands of euros.

“This went on for weeks. And when we looked into it we realised that one of the other players at the table had sent him a tool. A calculater to help optimise the poker playing or whatever. And we found that the application included a Trojan.

“Which means that when he was playing online poker against these people who were in another country, the guy could press a button and he would receive a screenshot of the target’s screen. So he sees the hold cards. If you’re playing poker and the other players know your cards, it’s pretty hard to win.

“It’s a clever attack because the hacker could have just stolen the account and moved the money away. But he would have been caught. But this way the target was losing his money to someone else and he didn’t realise it was a con. I don’t think many online poker players realise that those kind of attacks are being done.”

Iraq insurgents funded

Hyppönen highlighted the case of Tariq Al-Daour who was sent to prison after he used online poker sites to launder millions of pounds to fund the insurgents fighting allied forces in Iraq.

“Tariq Al-Daour was sentenced last summer in London with two of his friends, for using Windows Trojans. They were using keyloggers which save everything you type on the keyboard. And they waited until you did online shopping so they could get your name, address, credit card number etc, and this way they managed to get 36,000 cards. American Express, Visa, Mastercard - the lot. And what they did is they took those cards to online poker sites.

“They set up new accounts with the stolen cards and of course they played against themselves, losing on purpose. This way they were able to launder the money. Again it’s pretty clever because if someone comes asking about all their money, they can prove they won it at poker.

“They laundered close to about two million euros. And the really weird part is what they did with the money. They took the money back to online shops and bought really weird stuff like hiking boots, tents, knives, GPS devices, radios...

“And then they would use couriers to ship those goods to Iraq, to help the insurgents there fight against British and American troops. So what we have here is a link between online crime, Windows Trojans etc, and the funding of insurgents in Iraq. It’s quite an unusual case.”


. . .

And quite an unusual story, cobbled together from semi-related news pieces for the purposes of the agenda of, TechRadar, I guess. The story itself, however, is suspicious from the outset.

It wasn't the first time I'd encountered either "Mikko Hyppönen, [] the chief research officer at security software company F-Secure," or TechRadar itself, in a computer piece peripherally connected to the online game. In fact, ol' Mikko seems to be one of the talking mouths that the TechRadar writers use whenever they want to write a scare piece talking about computer viruses and online gaming. That's not to say, however, that Mikko and F-Secure don't have some legitimate history connected to online poker.

*Speaking of online poker, if you only played at a site that accepts USA poker players, like PlayersOnly.com, would you be able to be charged with terrorism, cause I don't know but that don't seem right* (ok, sorry now back to the story)

If you were to click on this link, you'd swim way back in time to the KickAssPoker Blog archives for May of 2006, and you'd find not one, but two stories related to a software trojan and online poker. Back then, the site Checkraised.com, one of many sites trying to elbow its way forward among new, fledging online poker communities, gave to its members a free poker calculator called RBCalc. Checkraised.com had the software developed for it by a contract programmer, one who reportedly worked previously in the IT department of a large, India-based software shop concerned with developing software for a major online poker site. It might have been Party; it might have been another room. I really don't know that part, and it's irrelevant.

But the checkraised.com folks did something a bit naive, in terms of understanding software security. Their way of checking to see if the software was "clean" was to install it on one of their computers and then see if McAfee or Norton or whatever they were running picked up a virus within. However, since this was a new variant of an existing software virus, part of a subset of viruses (or virii) called rootkit trojans, it wouldn't have been listed in the working libraries of any of those software companies. Checkraised.com went on and gave the software away, which infected dozens or maybe hundreds of people who downloaded and installed the RBCalc poker add-on on their machines.

The virus was discovered rather quickly, and it was discovered by F-Secure, a large Finnish firm that's like a smaller Euro version of McAfee or Norton. But it's unlikely that millions were stolen from the handful of Checkraised.com users who installed the thing, and remember, this was nearly two years ago.

Now, back to the TechRadar story. Do you notice how the piece is really two half-stories, rather than one coherent piece? Following the scare tactics of the lead, the story then talks about this unnamed poker player whose hole cards were being transmitted to another player, and supposedly, hundreds of thousands of dollars were involved. Does this sound like any recent scandals at major online rooms? Does the mention of Absolute Poker or Ultimate Bet, connected companies who have both had recent scandals with insider cheating and access to players' hole cards, ring any bells?

Well, duh. What you need to realize, though, is that through the entire first section of that TechRadar story, it is specific-free. The player wasn't named, nor the site, nor specific amounts, nor dates, nor much of anything else. It's an apocryphal tale. It might not even be be blind-referencing the AP or UB situations, though that's the obvious choice. It could also be a tale of someone who installed one of those idiotic "PokerBot" programs, all of which are complete scams and many of which might do something similar: capture screen grabs of some sucker's monitor and transmit the hole-card information to whoever it was that sold the sucker the software.

It was probably a play on AP or UB, however, and it was interspersed with previous details of something the F-Secure did have something to do with, that being the RBCalc trojan unmasking nearly two years back. But this tale as told sounds a lot like Hillary dodging bullets on the tarmac at Kosovo; it's believable as long as no one looks too closely.

Let's move on to the second part of the TechRadar piece. That's where the story gets all specific, when the F-Secure dude trots out the tale of al-Qaida terrorist Tariq al-Daour. Despite al-Daour's Arab heritage, he has been more closely linked to the Sri Lankan terrorist group the Tamil Tigers. Still, the facts related in the piece are more or less correct. al_Daour was sentenced last year for the theft of roughly 36,000 credit card numbers -- specifically UK credit-card numbers, though that's never mentioned anywhere -- which he then used to illicit create and launder online money.

There has been, to the best of my knowledge, exactly one documented case of online poker and other forms of online gambling connected to terrorist money laundering in any sort of large-scale organized fashion. This is the case. al-Daour loaded accounts with bogus credit-card charges on both poker and other types of online gambling sites, and bet freely with other accounts, attempting to launder the money. The nature of his method meant that he flat-out lost a lot of the money, one could suppose, though specifics are hard to find.

In an irony of ironies, the online poker site where al-Daour did more of his "laundering" than any other was... Absolute Poker. Noble Poker and Paradise Poker were also named as sites where al-Daour operated, but he also attempted to move money through sites such as Canbet and Betfair. But the scare tactics used in the piece hugely overstate the impact (and the amount) that al-Daour and his two terrorist compatriots were able to launder.

Here's a more specific passage on the case from a 207 Washington Post piece:

"All told, al-Daour and other members of the group conducted 350 transactions at 43 different online wagering sites, using more than 130 compromised credit card accounts. It didn't matter if they lost money on their wagering. Winnings were withdrawn and transferred to online bank accounts the men controlled."

Betfair, one of the companies named by the Post, has strenuously denied that the men laundered any money through it, saying "they were unsuccessful: they were identified; accounts were closed; and all relevant information was shared with the police."


As duly noted, al-Daour and the others used keyloggers to capture the illicit UK credit-card numbers. However, note that the keyloggers referenced by F-Secure mouthpiece Hyppönen have absolutely nothing to do with the rest of the tale he's spinning. Al-Daour and his keyloggers have nothing to do with Checkraised.com and RBCalc, nor the unnamed poker pro who reportedly lost hundreds of thousands. It's a smokescreen. Notice, too, how Hyppönen offered that 36,000 numbers were stolen, even though only 130 (which is under 0.4% of the larger number) suffered fraudulent credit-card hits. Chances are good that the vast majority of those 130 got their money back, too.

So what, then, is the purpose of the piece? It's really part of the new age of information. It's not quite advertorial, but more along the lines of agenda-driven news content. TechRadar gets to pump itself as providing cutting-edge stories of Internet-based crime and punishment, and gets to use the scare-tactic words of "terrorism" and such to really try to grab some cheap headlines and links. And F-Secure gets the free publicity, and hopefully lots more hits to and downloads from its anti-virus site.

But you know what? It's all bullshit.

Monday, March 10, 2008

ABA Comments on UIGEA Regulations: The Complete Text

Hi, all,

Haley here, with some real content. In the last day or so I put up a major piece at PokerNews highlighting the sharply worded, negative reaction to the proposed UIGEA regulations that was sent in by the American Banking Association as part of the public call for comments on the proposed rules. I excerpted many of the best and most important quotes for the PN piece. Even though the ABA comments were submitted in December, they hadn't been widely picked up and they did seem to be newsworthy, because they are stridently more negative than what the largely neutral stance originally believed to be held by the ABA would lead most observers to believe.

Because so much of my PN story was in fact a reprinting of text from the ABA comments, I wanted to make the entire 11-page document publicly available, and that simply wouldn't work in the context of a PN story. Note that there is no business agreement whatsoever between PN and Kick Ass Poker; the complete comments text appears here only for veracity, so that the poker world has a source to examine the complete text as written by the ABA and excerpt from it or pass judgment upon it itself.

So, the ABA's comments:

By electronic delivery

December 12, 2007

Jennifer J. Johnson
Secretary
Board of Governors of the Federal Reserve System
20th St. & Constitution Avenue, NW
Washington, DC 20551
regs.comments@federalreserve.gov

Department of the Treasury
Office of Critical Infrastructure Protection and Compliance Policy
Room 1327
Main Treasury Building
1500 Pennsylvania Ave., NW.
Washington, DC 20220

Re: FRB Docket No. R-1298; Treasury Docket No. DO-2007-0015; Prohibition on Funding of Unlawful Internet Gambling; 72 Federal Register 56680; October 4, 2007

Ladies and Gentlemen:

The American Bankers Association (ABA)(1) appreciates the opportunity to comment on the Prohibition on Funding of Unlawful Internet Gambling (Prohibition) issued by the Federal Reserve Board and the Department of Treasury (Agencies). As discussed in more detail below, ABA recognizes and appreciates the efforts of the Agencies to implement the Unlawful Internet Gambling Enforcement Act of 2006 (the Act or UIGEA) in a workable manner that limits the regulatory burdens associated with pursuing the statutory mandate. However, ABA believes that the proposal, in large part due to the nature of the statute itself, will fail to create a practical process for intercepting prohibited conduct that maintains an efficiently functioning payments system. ABA urges several changes or clarifications to the proposal to enable banks to execute some form of feasible program. Nevertheless, we believe that UIGEA will in the end catch more banks in a compliance trap and do greater damage to the competitiveness of the American payments system, than it will stop gambling enterprises from profiting on illegal wagering.

Summary of Comments

ABA applauds the Agencies for establishing two fundamental limits in implementing UIGEA: first, “proposing to exempt all participants in the ACH, check collection and wire transfer systems, except for the participant that possesses the customer relationships with the Internet gambling business,” and second, considering as sufficient compliance the establishment of reasonable procedures and policies restricted to commercial customers of any non-exempt participants in any designated payment system. Furthermore, ABA considers the “over-blocking” safe harbor to provide essential operating latitude for all payments system participants.

Unfortunately, these promising elements are ultimately compromised by the following issues: (1) the definition of unlawful Internet gambling in the Prohibition leaves the vague definition of the Act uncured and therefore renders compliance virtually impossible; (2) the intractable problem of identifying or intercepting cross-border gambling activities and tainted correspondent relationships has not been adequately solved by the proposal; and (3) the uncertain standard for knowledge that triggers blocking is too indefinite to be practically operative. We provide suggestions on how to address each of these issues, at least to some degree, and offer several additional comments to improve the prospects for effective implementation.

Background

ABA members are well aware that with the promise of web-based commerce come new complexities and vulnerabilities. Not surprisingly, prosecuting unlawful Internet gambling poses numerous law enforcement challenges. However, we maintain that the UIGEA is a fundamentally flawed response to those challenges.

ABA members have invested enormous resources in fulfilling their general obligation to report criminal or otherwise suspicious activity under the Bank Secrecy Act and anti-money laundering laws. These efforts to maintain the integrity of the financial system demonstrate that banks are dedicated partners in combating all forms of financial crime. But the UIGEA takes banks beyond the role of reporting potentially or allegedly illegitimate financial activity, and makes banks and other financial institutions, police, prosecutors, judges, and executing marshals in place of real law enforcement officers when it comes to one of the most elusive of modern crimes, namely, unlawful Internet gambling.

We are saddled with this exceptional burden as the Act says “because traditional law enforcement mechanisms are often inadequate for enforcing gambling prohibitions or regulations on the Internet, especially where such gambling crosses State or national borders.” In other words, in the view of the drafters of the legislation, all the sophistication of the FBI, Secret Service, and other police computerized detection systems and investigative expertise devoted to fighting terrorism and financial crime are inadequate to the task of apprehending the unlawful gambling business or confiscating its revenues. ABA believes that punting this obligation to the participants in the U.S. payment system is an unprecedented delegation of governmental responsibility with no prospect of practical success in exchange for all the burden it imposes.

While the Agencies have succeeded in addressing some of the shortcomings of the UIGEA, we believe that further changes to the proposal are warranted to make any future regulation somewhat more workable and less burdensome.

Discussion

As a general proposition, ABA supports the Agencies in their efforts to implement the Act(2) while limiting the burden placed on the payments systems and their participants. Our first three points seek to strengthen beneficial aspects of the Prohibition. The remaining points address deficiencies that persist in the proposal that preclude effective implementation of the Act.

1. The exemption language in the proposed rule should be reinforced to underscore that all participants in the specified payment systems except those with a customer relationship with the Internet gambling business are exempt.

The Agencies have taken great care in responsibly exercising the Act’s exemption authority by recognizing the limit of payments system participants to intercede in gambling transactions on a gambler-by-gambler basis. Instead, the focus of the proposal is placed on identifying the unlawful Internet gambling business. Although this is no small task in itself, it is far superior to the alternative of identifying and monitoring individual gambler activity. Consequently, the explanatory language of the Prohibition states that “[t]he Agencies are proposing to exempt all participants in the ACH, check collection, and wire transfer systems, except for the participant that possesses the customer relationship with the Internet gambling business.”(3) This statement meshes with one of the stated intents of the Act, which is to “exempt certain restricted transactions or designated payment systems from any requirement imposed under such regulations, if the Secretary and the Board jointly find that it is not reasonably practical to identify and block, or otherwise prevent or prohibit the acceptance of, such transactions.”(4)

Upon closer inspection, however, the text of the proposed rule does not exactly match up with the Supplementary Information to the Prohibition. For instance, §___.4 of the proposed rule states that the “participants providing the following functions of a [ACH, check, or wire transfer payments system] are exempt from this regulation’s requirements for establishing written policies and procedures . . . .”(5) While functionally this may be the equivalent of “exempt[ing] all participants . . . except the participant that possesses the customer relationship with the Internet gambling business” as outlined in the Supplementary Information, it has the effect of unnecessarily narrowly defining those participants which will be exempt.

Additionally, as the payments system evolves and further iterations are developed, this language could potentially pose problems for these new participants, even though the intent to include them as non-exempt institutions may be lacking. ABA therefore recommends that the Agencies rework the text of the proposed rule in §___.4 to make clear that all participants in the ACH, check collection and wire transfer systems are exempt, except for the institution which possesses the customer relationship with the Internet gambling business.

As a further illustration of this drafting problem, the Prohibition narrows the general customer relationship exemption for ACH, check and wire transfers in cases involving cross-border transactions. Although the only bank with a customer relationship with the Internet gambling business is a foreign bank, the domestic payment system participant acting as an extension of the gambler’s bank suddenly becomes a non-exempt participant when directly engaging with a foreign correspondent bank in a restricted transaction. For all the reasons this is not feasible in a domestic banking transaction, such an arrangement is not feasible cross-border. Only the bank with the customer relationship with the Internet gambling business can practically access sufficient information to identify the circumstances giving rise to a judgment about a restricted transaction.

The fact that U.S. authority does not reach such foreign banks does not alter the practical position in which U.S. banks find themselves for purposes of qualifying for the exemption. At the end of the analysis, the statutory standard for applying an exemption is whether the Agencies find that it is not reasonably practical for a participant to identify and block restricted transactions. For the reasons recited in the proposal with respect to the limits of ACH, check collection and wire transfers, participants without the direct customer relationship with the Internet gambling business at home or abroad must be exempt from requirements for establishing policies and procedures to identify and block restricted transactions.

2. ABA urges the Agencies to clarify the Prohibition to confirm that compliance by all non-exempt participants in any designated systems can always be satisfied through procedures limited to commercial customers or merchants acting in the capacity of Internet gambling businesses.

The Supplementary Information to the Prohibition states that the responsibility for adopting policies and procedures reasonably designed to prevent or prohibit restricted transactions for non-exempt participants in the system should “address methods for conducting due diligence in establishing and maintaining a commercial customer relationship designed to ensure that the commercial customer does not originate or receive restricted transactions through the customer relationship.”(6) This language in the Supplementary Information is paralleled in the recitation of reasonable policiesproposed section ___.6 for each of the designated payment systems. While ABA is confident that the Agencies have intended that procedures need not monitor non-commercial consumers (e.g., the gambler), we urge that the final Prohibition make crystal clear that compliance can be fully demonstrated based on procedures limited to commercial customers complicit in the restricted transactions as an unlawful Internet gambling business.

3. Preservation of the “over-blocking” provisions of the Prohibition is essential to workability for financial institutions.

While the Prohibition only requires policies and procedures to identify and block transactions related to unlawful Internet gambling, § ___.5 of the Prohibition contains a “safe harbor” provision for financial institutions that block a transaction that is: (1) a restricted transaction; (2) reasonably believed to be a restricted transaction; or (3) blocked out of reliance on the policies and procedures of a designated payment system.(7) More importantly though, the Prohibition allows for financial institutions to refuse to process any gambling transactions, “including those transactions excluded from the Act’s definition of unlawful Internet gambling, if a system or participant decides for business reasons not to process such transactions.”(8) This allowance combined with the so-called “over-blocking” provision serves an important purpose in granting financial institutions the ability effectively to tailor their policies and procedures to fit their unique risk management profiles and there own business strategies. The freedom banks have today to refuse to process gambling transactions was not intended to be impaired by the Act—and the Agencies rightly conclude that the Act affords them no authority to compel the processing of lawful gambling transactions.(9)

ABA believes that allowing financial institutions the flexibility to determine for themselves whether to refuse to process any gambling transactions, or to block only those that are deemed to involve “unlawful Internet gambling,” is essential to providing a workable rule. ABA concurs with the Agencies’ statement that they may not compel financial institutions to process gambling transactions and believes that any final rule should make this point clear. However, ABA is concerned that the “safe harbor” provisions contained in § ___.5 of the Prohibition may not adequately communicate that elective refusal to process is permissible. ABA requests that the text of the “safe harbor” provision contained in § ___.5 be amended to include an explicit statement affirming the ability of payments systems and their participants to refuse to process any gambling transactions for their own business reasons or discretion.

Even if the steps recommended above are adopted, the regime proposed remains unworkable for the following reasons.

4. The definition of what constitutes “unlawful Internet gambling” is inadequate. It must be rectified.

The Agencies need to cure the impossibly vague scope of what is meant by “unlawful Internet gambling.” As drafted, § ___ 2(t) of the Prohibition perpetuates the uncertain breadth of the Act. All of the complicating cross-jurisdictional problems in specifying what is unlawful versus what is lawful Internet gambling persist. All the basic proof problems that have plagued law enforcement prosecution have been automatically imposed by the Act, and now the Prohibition, upon the participants in the payments system. All of the hurdles that the Agencies have identified in connection with a government obligation to create a list of unlawful Internet gambling businesses are left to each and every U.S. bank individually to clear, including “ensur[ing] that the particular business was, in fact, engaged in activities deemed to be unlawful Internet gambling…requir[ing] significant investigation and legal analysis … complicated by the fact that the legality of a particular Internet gambling transaction might change depending on the location of the gambler at the time the transaction was initiated, and the location where the bet or wager was received.”(10)

The Prohibition does not specify which transactions qualify as “unlawful Internet gambling.” Instead, the Prohibition looks to “underlying substantive State and Federal gambling laws and not . . . a general regulatory definition” to determine the scope of what unlawful Internet gambling comprises.(11) ABA believes that requiring banks to be arbiters of gambling laws for all states, as well as federal gambling laws, is infeasible and would place a crippling processing burden and unbounded litigation risk on the nation’s payments system participants.

Furthermore, the conflict between the Department of Justice and the Agencies on the scope of “unlawful Internet gambling” sows added confusion over what transactions are indeed subject to the Prohibition.(12) By its terms, the Prohibition “exempts three categories of transactions” from what “unlawful Internet gambling” appears to be: (1) intrastate transactions; (2) intra-tribal transactions; and (3) interstate horseracing transactions.(13) Additionally, according to the Department of the Treasury, “[s]ince the proposed rule only covers “unlawful internet gambling,” it in no way requires participants to prevent or prohibit transactions that are lawful under the Interstate Horseracing Act and all other applicable federal statutes.”(14)

However, the Department of Justice “interprets existing federal statutes . . . as pertaining to and prohibiting Internet gambling. These statutes pertain to more than simply sports wagering.”(15) Since the Department of Justice “has consistently taken the position that the interstate transmission of bets and wagers, including bets and wagers on horse races, violates Federal law . . . . ,”(16) no clear authority exists as to which interpretation banks should follow when implementing the Prohibition. If the federal agencies themselves cannot agree on the law, what hope is there that banks can resolve these confounding legal issues?

It is one thing for banks to report suspicious activity based on legal uncertainty about the criminality of the conduct; it is quite another to require a bank to act on its own judgment about legality and to impose sanctions for such ex parte determinations. Given the different entities encompassed by the proposal as participants in the payments system who are deputized with this authority, the Prohibition seems effectively to require vigilante justice empowered by a vague and overbroad delegation of the government’s police powers. While ABA believes banks and other payments system participants must retain the operational flexibility to refuse any gambling or otherwise uncertain transactions for compliance or business reasons should they so desire, and without legal liability for doing so, such business judgment latitude does not eliminate the fundamental flaw of the Prohibition in establishing a law enforcement regime predicated on a private sector decree.

Moreover, the definition of “unlawful Internet gambling” is pivotal to the operation of the Prohibition in another way. Without an adequate definition of “unlawful Internet gambling,” it is impossible to determine what constitutes an “unlawful Internet gambling business” for purposes of determining the customer relationship. This deficiency goes to the heart of the compliance process; if it is impossible to determine what an “unlawful Internet gambling business” is, it is impossible to determine what participant possesses the customer relationship with such business, and thus it is impossible to implement the terms of the Prohibition.

ABA believes that the flaws in the definition of “unlawful Internet gambling” are fatal to this proposal as a legal, policy and practical matter. A unified, practically workable definition of “unlawful Internet gambling” must be included in the Prohibition. This is such a keystone element of the Prohibition and is currently so thoroughly flawed that a workable rule cannot possibly be issued in final form without re-proposal.

5. The Prohibition’s handling of cross-border relationships presents substantial problems for financial institutions and should be revised.

ABA believes that while well-intentioned, the Agencies’ efforts at cross-border implementation by requiring U.S. participants to engage foreign correspondent banks in identifying and blocking unlawful Internet gambling-related transactions raises more problems than it solves. First, for the reasons recited earlier U.S. participants have none of the system capabilities that enable them to identify and block restricted transactions conducted vis-à-vis ACH, checks, or wire transfers when they are not the bank with the customer relationship with the Internet gambling business.

Second, the implicit assumption that the correspondent relationship among banks conducting restricted transactions parallels that among banks engaged in transactions that have attributes for money laundering is not warranted. International standards for anti-money laundering and counter terrorism financing controls have been adopted in nearly all international jurisdictions; whereas, there are no similar international control standards for Internet gambling; indeed there is broad international disagreement about the desirability of such controls. Consequently, there is no generally accepted standard upon which a U.S. and a foreign correspondent can practically agree that will provide assurance that they are implementing reasonable controls to block unlawful cross-border gambling transactions.

Third, the levels of corresponding relationships between the foreign correspondent (that has direct dealings with a U.S. participant) and the ultimate foreign bank that has the gambling business customer relationship may have several intermediate levels. This nesting defies any realistic expectation that a contractual agreement between the U.S. bank and their immediate foreign counterparty will effectively screen out “unlawful Internet gambling” transactions initiated by U.S. gamblers with commercial customers of foreign banks in off-shore jurisdictions.

Fourth, the cross-border system proposed is dependent on the unlikely expertise that a foreign bank will be able to distinguish what is or is not “unlawful” Internet gambling in any of the 50 United States and therefore be in a position to comply with any contractual undertakings with U.S. payment system participants.

Fifth, the proposal fails to consider the issue of when a foreign correspondent’s home country expressly prohibits them from having policies and procedures required by the Prohibition. For instance, if a British bank has policies and procedures to identify and block transactions which qualify as “unlawful Internet gambling” in the U.S., but these same transactions are legal in the U.K., the bank could be subject to litigation or enforcement actions in their own country. Some foreign correspondent banks may be prohibited by their home country laws from adopting policies and procedures to identify such transactions. Likewise, if a foreign correspondent bank fails to comply with the Prohibition, the remedial action of blocking their access to the U.S. payments systems, as provided in § ___.6, seems to be a rather harsh penalty with little likely offsetting benefit. Exposing foreign correspondent banks to such risks seems an unacceptable byproduct of the Prohibition, especially since the institutions likely to be affected are not located in the United States.

The cross-border implementation problems are exacerbated by the fact that unlawful Internet gambling may be legal in a correspondent bank’s jurisdiction, and, as pointed out above, the Prohibition does not adequately define what constitutes unlawful Internet gambling. Thus, even if the foreign correspondent bank is willing and able to implement parts of the Prohibition, a U.S. bank may be unable to provide them with clear directions so that unlawful Internet gambling-related transactions are not inadvertently sent to the U.S. payments systems.

ABA urges the Agencies to exercise their exemption authority to exclude from the scope of the Prohibition international transactions conducted through correspondent relationships.

6. The Prohibition should clarify what exactly the standard is for when a bank “becomes aware” that a commercial customer has received an unlawful Internet gambling-related transaction.

The Prohibition’s § ___.6 contains language indicating that non-exempt institutions must have procedures “if the [institution] becomes aware that the customer has [engaged in] a restricted transaction.”(17) However, nowhere in the Prohibition or the explanatory language is it made clear what level of knowledge triggers the condition when a financial institution will be found to “become aware” of a restricted transaction. A clear definition of when a bank will “become aware” of a restricted transaction is crucial to enabling banks to comply with the Prohibition.

ABA recommends that the Agencies adopt an “actual knowledge” standard before finding that a bank “becomes aware” that a restricted transaction occurred, and that “actual knowledge” will only be found when facts are made available to a person at the institution who bears responsibility for that transaction or for the institution’s compliance obligations for such transaction. Additionally, the Prohibition should make clear that non-exempt institutions have no duties or liabilities unless they possess actual knowledge of the restricted transaction.

7. Establishment and maintenance of a list of unlawful Internet gambling businesses by the government may be an approach to pursue, but only if certain essential conditions are met.

The Agencies have asked for comment on whether government maintenance of a list of prohibited unlawful Internet gambling businesses is appropriate. As the Agencies indicate in the explanatory language to the Prohibition, establishment and maintenance of a list of unlawful Internet gambling businesses presents several challenges.(18) However, given the alternative of an impossibly vague definition of “unlawful Internet gambling” and the overbroad requirement of intercepting international transactions through correspondent relationships, ABA believes that a government generated list could have some merit, but only if certain essential conditions are met and so long as depository institutions are absolved from other requirements intended to block unlawful gambling transactions.

Of course, ownership and upkeep responsibilities for such a list cannot and must not fall on financial institutions. To place the onus for a list on financial institutions would only exacerbate the Act’s void-for-vagueness delegation flaw, converting it from impossible individual determinations of legality to impossible joint determinations of blacklisting. Actually, there is no way for the industry to generate such a list. Rather, it is the federal government that has the authority and experience in implementing sanction programs as exemplified by the programs collected under the Office of Foreign Assets Control (OFAC).

As part of its consideration of establishing a sanctions list, ABA urges the Agencies to keep in mind the following point: the scope of the list should occupy at least a functionally comprehensive segment of the payments system. For instance a list that leaves to banks an obligation to bar transactions with entities not on the list under additional circumstances would be of very little value. However, for example, a list that comprehensively covers all cross-border wire transfer payments, even if it does not cover other payments systems, is worth considering as a functionally helpful way of attaining compliance for an identifiable set of restricted transactions within a discrete designated payment system.(19) Of course, such a list must still meet the following essential conditions:

• the listed names are to be searched only against data fields normally recorded in connection with the payment method;

• non-exempt participants would not have any further identifying or blocking obligations beyond the list with respect to the set of designated payments (e.g., cross-border wire transfers);

• reasonable policies and procedures for the designated payments would be deemed compliant if limited to checking customers against the list and blocking only transactions with those listed customers; and

• any list contains only commercial customers (and not individual gamblers.)

8. The description of compliant reasonable policies and procedures can be improved.

Although the Agencies have taken an essential step in accepting as compliant those reasonable policies and procedures limited to commercial customer due diligence, it is important that the final rule underscore the statutory latitude that “permit[s] any participant in a payment system to choose among alternative means of identifying and blocking, or otherwise preventing or prohibiting …restricted transactions.”(20)

Comments from many members indicate that the “nonexclusive list” of policies and procedures provided by the Agencies in § ___.6 of the Prohibition offers too little specificity in determining what the federal banking regulators and their examiners will look for in determining compliance with the Prohibition. Too often, banks have been subject to examiner second-guessing about what are otherwise systemically reasonable procedures based on individual instances of non-detection. ABA is encouraged that the Supplementary Information recognizes that restricted transactions may still come to light after reasonable account opening due diligence.(21) In other words, finding restricted transactions subsequent to due diligence is not a sign of non-compliance. We urge the Agencies to acknowledge this latitude expressly and to assure that in any future examination procedures the range of permissible institution judgment is underscored.

ABA members are apprehensive about the Agencies’ use of examples of Internet monitoring as possible standards for gauging compliance. Even suggesting that banks should spend their time surfing the Web to identify misuse of payments systems by Internet gambling businesses is prone to establish a de facto examination standard. Regulatory compliance must not be based on the technological breadth of the Google search engine. If unlawful Internet gambling businesses are supposed to be identified based on Internet research, ABA proposes that the government conduct that research and translate its findings into a list of identified businesses subject to the conditions previously described.

9. Financial Institutions should have a longer period to phase-in the new policies and procedures prior to the effective date.

The Prohibition currently provides for a six month phase-in period before non-exempt payments system participants will be required to “establish policies and procedures reasonably designed to identify and block or otherwise prevent or prohibit transactions in connection with unlawful Internet gambling.”(22) Our members believe that this period is much shorter than the time it will reasonably take to develop these policies and procedures. This is especially true given the lack of specificity regarding which policies and procedures are necessary to comply with the Prohibition, as well as the ambiguity regarding their scope due to the uncertainty over which transactions fall within the definition of “unlawful Internet gambling.”

ABA believes that given the uncertainty surrounding several important portions of the Prohibition, the Agencies should provide for a longer phase-in period for the effective date of the Prohibition. ABA believes that a period of no less than 24 months should be provided to comply with the Prohibition’s requirements.

Conclusion

As a general proposition, ABA supports the Agencies in their efforts to define regulations and procedures that would effectively enforce the Act while limiting the burden placed on financial institutions. However, given that there are several points requiring change or clarification, including the essential component -- a definition of what transactions “unlawful Internet gambling” encompasses—several revisions must be made and a new rule proposed for further comment. Even then, major, fundamental flaws must be cured before effective implementation of the UIGEA can even be contemplated.

ABA would be happy to work with the Agencies to modify the proposal. If the Agencies have any questions about these comments, please contact the undersigned at (202) 663-5051 or via e-mail at rriese@aba.com or nfeddis@aba.com.

Sincerely,

Nessa Feddis, Senior Federal Counsel
Richard R. Riese, Director
Center for Regulatory Compliance Center for Regulatory Compliance

Footnotes:


1 The American Bankers Association brings together banks of all sizes and charters into one association. ABA works to enhance the competitiveness of the nation’s banking industry and strengthen America’s economy and communities. Its members – the majority of which are banks with less than $125 million in assets – represent over 95 percent of the industry’s $12.7 trillion in assets and employ over 2 million men and women.
2 Unlawful Internet Gambling Enforcement Act, Pub. L. No. 109-347, 120 Stat. 1952 (codified as amended at 31 U.S.C. §§ 5361-5367 (2006)).
3 72 Fed. Reg. at 56685.
4 31 U.S.C. § 5364(b)(3). This language is mirrored in the Prohibition. See 72 Fed. Reg. at 56685.
5 72 Fed. Reg. at 56697.
6 72 Fed. Reg. at 56688 (emphasis added).
7 72 Fed. Reg. at 56698.
8 Id. at 56688.
9 Id. at footnote 15.
10 Id. at 56690.
11 Prohibition on Funding of Unlawful Internet Gambling, 72 Fed. Reg. 56680, 56682 (Oct. 4, 2007) (to be codified at 12 C.F.R. § 233 and 31 C.F.R. § 132).
12 Most recently, this disagreement was evidenced on November 14, 2007, by representatives of the Department of the Treasury and Department of Justice before the House Judiciary Committee’s hearing on establishing consistent enforcement policies in the context of online wagers. See http://judiciary.house.gov/oversight.aspx?ID=396.
13 72 Fed. Reg. at 56861, n. 1.
14 Valerie Abend, Deputy Assistant Secretary, U.S. Dep’t of the Treasury, Statement before the U.S. House of Representatives Comm. on the Judiciary (Nov. 14, 2007).
15 Catherine L. Hanaway, U.S. Dep’t of Justice, Statement before the U.S. House of Representatives Comm. on the Judiciary (Nov. 14, 2007).
16 72 Fed. Reg. at 56682, n. 1 (emphasis added).
17 72 Fed. Reg. at 56698, 56699.
18 See 72 Fed. Reg. 56690, 56691.
19 By describing a hypothetical list tailored to a particular payment system, ABA does not mean that a list covering all payment systems should not be considered or attempted as long as it meets the essential conditions recited above.
20 31 U.S.C. § 5364(b)(2).
21 See, 72 Fed. Reg. 56688-9.
22 Id. at 56680.

Saturday, March 08, 2008

The Slow Exit, Part 5: Good Riddance to Bad Pammie

With the recent announcement that Pamela Anderson's very brief marriage to Paris Hilton sex-tape degen Rick Salomon was over, maybe we can finally watch Pammie disappear from the poker scene. That'd be cool wouldn't it? For what it's worth, Anderson has filed for an annulment of the brief marriage to Salomon, the "let's pretend it never happened" allowance that the legal world creates for dumbasses who never should've gotten hitched in the first place.

Not that Pammie asked me, y'know, but if she had, I'd have ventured that marrying someone to settle a poker debt wasn't likely to turn into long-term wedded bliss. The annulment motion, of course, if successful, would preclude Salomon from receiving any sort of settlement from Anderson in the unlikely event she stumbles into a really well-paying gig again sometime soon. I don't think that magician's-assistant gig with Hans Klok carried a seven-figure salary.

It's funny that after all this time, only recently have Doyle's Room commercials featuring Pammie snuggling up to Doyle begin to appear on certain poker broadcasts. (At least I've only noticed them in the past month or two.) Who knows? Maybe there was some hidden maneuvering that allowed these commercials to be shown, since I'd guess they were filmed in middle or late 2006, about the time the mock wedding with Doyle was arranged at the 2006 WSOP. Rumor has it that all involved in that were rather embarrassed by the proceedings. But see, Pammie? Just fake the damn wedding. You'll get the same headlines....

Oy. Makes my head hurt, it does.

The Slow Exit, Part 4: Possible Insider Cheating Acknowledged by Ultimate Bet

As posted on 2+2 an elsewhere:

ULTIMATEBET INTERIM STATEMENT


Contact: Press@ultimatebet.com


Montreal, Canada (March 6, 2008) – UltimateBet (UB), one of the ten largest online poker cardrooms, today issued the following interim statement with respect to allegations of unfair play on its site.

“On January 12, 2008, UltimateBet was alerted to allegations that a player with the online handle “NioNio” exhibited abnormally high winning statistics and was accused of having an unfair advantage during play. These allegations were made both directly to UltimateBet by concerned players and the KGC, and indirectly through several web forums. The allegations also included reports of suspicious activity concerning the deletion of the NioNio account and other accounts that may have been related to this scheme.

“We immediately launched an extensive inquiry involving an independent third-party expert to review hundreds of thousands of hand histories, all of which were promptly locked down and made available to this expert. The initial findings of our third-party expert confirm that the NioNio account’s winning statistics were indeed abnormal, and we have expanded the investigation to look into whether an unfair advantage existed, how such a scheme might have been perpetrated, and whether additional accounts beyond those of NioNio were involved.

“UltimateBet is in regular communications and contact with its regulatory authority, The Kahnawake Gaming Commission (KGC), and will continue to cooperate fully with that body.

“UltimateBet is determined to complete a full and thorough investigation. We pride ourselves on providing a safe, secure playing environment for our customers. The investigation has proven to be extremely complex and, therefore, has been more extensive and taken much longer than initially expected. We continue to aggressively pursue the matter and will communicate the findings of our full investigation to our regulatory authority and to our customer base as soon as practicable.”

Sunday, March 02, 2008

The Slow Exit, Part 3: More Hawbaker

Iggy was on the ball again in tracking the latest episode in the ongoing Brandi Hawbaker fiasco. This latest episode seems to have been a post by a writer for a competing publication (both of which will go unnamed), who had possibly planned to do a print feature on Brandi or Naami or whatever her name will be next week.

That story concept seems to have been deep-sixed. Prudent decision, if in fact the original post wasn't a hoax of some sort, which it may well have been. Brandi Hawbaker as a circus sideshow for a blog or a discussion forum is wonderful entertainment, but the concept of her as a serious poker story is stunningly laughable, and way too risky (in my humble opinion) in legal terms to even want to bother making the effort. Were one to ask my opinion, I'd say that they don't make poles long enough to touch it in terms of real news. It's cheap gossip fodder, nothing more, and fodder of a potentially poisonous sort.

Some people exist only to find a way to attract attention to themselves, and ultimately, one has to exercise some self-control and turn off the attention spigot. Therefore, I'm calling it quits on the "Brandi" stuff, because the only parts of the ridiculous saga that are serious have now become serious for all the wrong reasons.

Saturday, March 01, 2008

The Slow Exit, Part 2: Does "Hawbaker", in Tabloid-ese, Mean "Train Wreck"?

A couple of other blogs have picked up in recent days on the latest surfacing of Brandi Hawbaker, that as discussed in a very curious, perhaps even pathetic post by 2+2 guru David Sklansky over at that discussion forum. The thread's been locked, now, and it will always be in danger of permanent deletion, so (with apologies to Stephen King), it's time to snag that dead, putrifying rat and encase it in a Lucite block right now. There are reasons for doing so, that I'll return to momentarily.

Here's the complete, original post from Sklansky:

The Post You Were Waiting For

For the last 2 1/2 years I have been living with a handicapped 23 year old girl named Sue. She is blind in one eye and partially blind in the other. She is slightly disfigured, slightly autistic, and has frequent seizures. She can't drive and can't distinguish left from right. The cause of these things is that she is the product of incest. But she has an IQ of 125, is very artistic and loves everybody. She especially loved Brandi and was also attracted to her.

My relationship with her is unusual and private but is by no means a dark secret. Dozens of people know the details including of course Mat and Mason. Her mother loves me.

She is very attuned to appearances and having people like her. She is very internet saavy and has her own website regarding expensive collectible dolls. She doesn't quite realize that she looks strange to most people and someone making fun of her would hurt her badly. If it was someone who she thought was her friend it would totally devastate her.

When Brandi became upset over her post being deleted she threatened me. I told her I had no power to get it undeleted and would she at least leave making fun of Sue out of her threats. Her reply was:

" You have only two options...

1. Put my thread back up and I will say nothing more.

2. Do not put my thread back up and I will create five million different
accounts all trashing you. If you think that doesn't include Sue, then
guess again. It's not about Sue... I know it's your biggest fear and the
best way to hurt you. I like Sue... But sometimes innocent bystanders
become collateral damage in a war. And that is exactly what you are
starting here.


So if my thread is not put back up... this will become a war. You need to
ask yourself if you really want this hassle. And if you really want to
deal with the wrath of my anger.

You have until the end of the day to decide."

If she was only threatening me I would have laughed it off. But because of Sue I tried to placate her. She wrote this:

David, Please forward this to Mason...


Mason ~
If my thread is not put back up ~ OR if you EVER delete another post or
thread of mine again (and ban me) ~ I will make sure that same post is on
every single other poker forum out there. Do not use your power of
authority against me again. Whatever I will say will still be said, the
only thing is that it will drive people to read about it on other sites.
So.. you might as well be smart about this and make the money off of it.

That is all.

Oh wait.... I should just tell you now... I'm going to do an interview
with Wicked Chops and Raw Vegas Tv and NWP and Bankroll Boost and Pocket
5s on Monday IF my thread is not posted back on the forum. Also, Bluff
magazine is doing a feature on me too. If you think you are protecting
David in this, guess again. I will make sure to spill the beans on
everything I can. Including his relationship with a 21-year old inbred..
Seeing as his is too mentally retarded to have a normal relationship with
anyone in his age range or intelligence and can only coexist with underage
runaways and handicapped girls. I will also talk about his deviant
behavior towards me.

~ Brandi

I hope Mason will forgive me for not forwarding it. He would have probably made the ban permanent and I was hoping I could still calm Brandi down, at least regarding Sue. I wasn't quite sure what she had in mind. But then I get a mind blowing PM from Brandon telling me that Brandi is trying to reestablish contact with him if he will find an unattractive picture of Sue that she can spread around.

From that point on every action I took was soley to prevent that. Friendly emails to Brandi. Shipping her money. Not defending myself on the thread about me. Every other goal paled in comparison. Although I have never bothered to read the emails Brandi posted, I am assuming some came after I made this decision.

As to the emails written before all this happened. (I am assuming they are not made up). The truth is far less creepy than most assume. And I am about to tell you the real story. I didn't till now because it was far more important not to set Brandi off. A lessor reason was that even the most negative spin you could put on them wouldn't bother me. I had fallen for Brandi but couldn't express it? I was a sucker for pussy pictures? A guy who wanted some action for poker lessons? All false but who cares anyway? She wasn't saying I was disloyal to my friends or that The Theory of Poker contains major errors.

But with her blackmail weapon now gone I can now explain. From the moment I met Brandi I let her know that if I was available I would hit on her. Just like TF. She replied that the only thing about him that bothered her was that he was sneaky. Had he asked to be a sugar daddy she would go for it. I took that to be an offer which I reluctantly refused. But we did occasionaly get flirtatious and slightly naughty. I once grabbed a vibrator out of my glove compartment and put it between her legs. If that disgusted her she never mentioned it. When I would visit her she often lay down in my lap.
And she was flirtatious to Sue also. Sue hoped I would bring her home to her.

But that was only a small part of our relationship. I was mainly trying to mentor her and help both of us benefit from her notoriety.

After a six month seperation for no good reason, the blowup with Brandon allowed me to try to resume where we had left off. I was well aware that in pursuing that path it was incumbant on me to try to get her to make amends with those she had wronged. So I lectured her a lot. When I got to LA last month I had some phone conversations with Brandi. In one of them I mentioned that I hate it when girls shave completely. She surprised me by saying she was just the opposite. And volunteered to come to my room and prove it in bikini panties. We didn't get around to that. The next day I met her for dinner with two friends. And she acted like a bitch toward me. Trivial stuff but completely uncalled for. Given the help I had recently given her. It was part of the reason I cut my trip short. But we still remained somewhat friendly.

When I got back to Vegas she went on a tear. 4K in a week. My two contributions were recognizing that 90 player $24 SitnGos were right up her alley and helping her with the more technical aspects. She did the rest herself. Then the one day I'm gone she blows it all. Half spent, half on $500 Satellites. I was furious that she did that but offered her one more chance. $260 for ten buy ins but she has to promise not to play higher. A piddling amount that could still reap great benefits. And as a token of appreciation how bout a picture of what you had offered to model for me? No problem she says.

Next day she is playing in a $100 tourney and there is no picture. She claims she got a small infusion of extra money. Not an acceptable excuse but forgivable. But what about the picture? Had she said that it made her feel uncomfortable, or that she didn't have time, or some such thing it would have been OK. Instead she wrote "I told you that I would send it but I didn't say when". What? She is treating me like a sucker. What did I do to deserve that? That set me off to write the other emails that you might have read. (And when I used the expressions "please me" or "be nice to me" it wasn't a euphemism for sex whether you believe me or not.)

The last few paragraph could contain some minor innacuracies but who cares? Like I said I wouldn't even care if you believed everything she implied.
The blackmail about Sue was another story though. Not the implication that I am too abnormal to have a relationship with a typical 40 year old. I can get plenty of testimonials to disprove that. It was the devastation of Sue that Brandi was holding over her head. (Any post making fun of Sue will be deleted by the way). Nipping it in the bud will hopefully ameliorate that.

But that is not why this is being posted. It was because in spite of the fact that Sue is vaguely aware that Brandi was up to no good she begged me to.
She wanted to save Brandi's life.


Were one curious about responses to such a post, one could always visit the thing, here. Not that there's much meat to the responses, most of which evolve into a debate over who is more bat-shit crazy among the two, Hawbaker or Sklansky. But one interesting side-debate is whether the post by Sklansky is whether the post is a giant level by Sklansky, who by most accounts has put up some faked, bizarre crap in the past as a means of spurring readership.

And yet, I don't think that's what's happened here. I think is all very real, very sad, perhaps even dangerous.

Why do I think this post is more or less factual? Because as far as I'm aware, all of the strange Sklansky posts have been something that can be grouped, for lack of a better phrase, as Beatles-esque "Fool on the Hill" doublespeak. Sklansky stars as The Fool, who, it turns out, is really far wiser than anybody else, or at least that's how he presents himself. Basically, Sklansky's either in or not in on the joke, depending on the viewpoint, and intentionally so in both instances. But while I remember Sklansky engaging others in all sorts or ridiculous mental challenges, one thing he is not known for, best as I remember, is a virulent attack on another in the manner of the above. This is out of character... and hence, is far more likely to be legit and be largely truthful.

To be honest, I've come to believe that Ms. Hawbaker is quite the sociopath... dangerous to others, perhaps even dangerous to herself. I don't give a damn about the damage she causes to people too stupid to refrain from getting involved with her, nor would I be likely to rushing over to save her were she to stand on a rooftop and threaten to jump. (I would make some effort to clear the sidewalk of innocent bystanders, however.) I am concerned about the collateral damage she could possibly cause to the poker world. Sad but true, poker attracts a healthy population of personalities perhaps... how to say it?... not suited for receiving keys to the city or similar civic accolades.

I admit to a fascination for these "train wreck" stories, and I admit to it, in part, for one of the reasons most of can't resist 'em. These tales help us feel superior to the folks involved. "Maybe I'm fucked up," most readers think, "but you know what? I'm not that fucked up." Perhaps that's why Jim McManus's Positively 5th Street remains my favorite poker read, because in addition to Jim's storytelling skills, there's train wreckage strewn throughout its pages. Such is the nature of the game, of Vegas, and of the personalities the lifestyle often attracts.

All this reminds me of a different book, however, one of my favorite non-fiction reads of the '90s. That's a book called Son of a Grifter: A Memoir by the Other Son, by Ken Walker (with Mark Schone). This book is a first-person account of the career of the notorious con artist Sante Kimes, now serving a life sentence for the murder of an elderly New York socialite after a strong-arm con went ridiculously and tragically beyond any sense. One of Sante's two sons also was convicted in the murder, and the story is written (or told to the ghost writer, Schone), by the older, other son, who managed to wriggle free of the insanity.



Sante Kimes' con career also became the subject of one of those History Channel (or maybe Discovery Channel) "true crime" documentaries, but for my money, the book is far better. It follows Kimes' ever-spiraling career and includes as much of her background as her son was able to uncover, but even that was filled with lies and gaps and mystery. The parallels between how Kimes escalated out of control and what the preponderance of the "facts" (some things remain disputed) in all this Hawbaker garbage seem to show are quite evident. Scary, sociopathic shit. The worst part, though, is that this latest is still a train wreck in progress. I don't see it ending soon, or well, because people don't come with warning labels.

Some should.

Elaborate hoax, spanning years and involving dozens of contributors? I don't think so, despite the opinions of many people who believe that. I think that such a hoax would have collapsed under its own weight by now.

The Slow Exit, Part 1

Times change.

So, too, must responsibilities, and one that's just been getting crowded out of my available life space has been the few hours I need each week to dig up entertaining poker stories and present them here on a very regular basis. It's been a struggle for some months, and I've come to realize that I can't fully do the job here justice any longer. My next few months are only going to get busier, and like the title of Marilyn Monroe's last, unfinished movie, something's got to give. Unfortunately my health's been giving a bit... and that won't do.

What it means is that in all likelihood I'll be moving on, and posting here less frequently over the next couple of months, though I plan on hanging around long enough so that KAP bosses Jason and Brad and I can find a writer worthy of the gig, someone who can blend equal parts poker knowledge and bullshit detector. There are other factors as well, and maybe I'll return to those in my (more or less) final post here in a few weeks, unless I can figure out a way to be poster emeritus or something. I'd still like to able to throw occasional pieces into the mix here, but I just can't do it on the same regular basis I did during '06 and '07. That's for the KAP guys to decide, of course.

Above all else, I remain very thankful for the opportunities they've given me. I'd like to do more for them, because they're good guys and have tried to create a decent little poker niche here, and I plan on continuing to link to them and up-selling them quite a bit. If you're interested (and talented, at least an itty bit), give them a holler.