What, you haven't already submitted your audition tape to be a contestant on Season II of Calvin Ayre Wild Card Poker? Well, you're in luck, since Bodog has extended the deadline. You now have until June 3 to go to the CAWCP website and, ummm... do the dirty deed.
This season's version of the prgram looks to be a little bit shorter on the poker and longer on the strangeness than the debut effort. According to a recent release, "Calvin Ayre Wild Card Poker II is a reality TV lifestyle show combining aspects of Texas Holdem poker with everyday life. Season II pits 12 contestants against one another in a number of poker infused lifestyle challenges."
Like chip-riffling contests, maybe?
Hell, I don't know. It seems like a lot of fun and two million smackeroonies are up for grabs. For that kind of money I'd happily put up with a lot of bizarre nonsense, and might even willfully join in the creation of same, just like the screen grab above, taking from a montage of submission videos proudly displayed on the contest site. You've gotta be able to do better than that, right?