Mark Vos to Mike Matusow: "Ur a Broke Convict Overweight Gambling Addict"

Well, it's been a while since we came up with anything particularly sleazy for the old blog, so let's give it up for 2+2 forum poster 'mrmr,', who recently regaled that site's readers with a log's worth of table chat featuring Mark Vos and Mike Matusow.

The setup seems to have been an ongoing series of hands between Matusow and Vos on Full Tilt, played at both Razz and Omaha-8. Matusow apparently had the best of it early, sucking out a few big winners on Vos, but when the tide turned and Vos hit his own suckout, things turned a bit sharper. Here's the core of the exchange:

Mike Matusow: THAT WAS SICK
Mark Vos: thats really not that bad compared to what u did to me mikey
Mike Matusow: WHERE
Mark Vos: razz
Mike Matusow: IN RAZZ
Mike Matusow: I GOT BESTHAND EVERYHAND
Mike Matusow: U PLAY BAD
Mark Vos: yeah
Mark Vos: T869 vs 2345 ur miles ahead
Mike Matusow: IHAD DRAW TO BEAT U
Mark Vos: yes u did
Mike Matusow: --------------------------------------------------->
Mike Matusow: ANY OUT GOTTA CALL
Mike Matusow: FEELS TOO GOOD WHEN U WHINE
Mike Matusow: ITS WORTH TH ELIKE 34K JSUT TO BEAT U AND SEE U CRY
Mark Vos: at the end of the day mikey, ur a broke convict overweight gambling addict
Mike Matusow: WOWO
Mike Matusow: OMG MARK
Mark Vos: u can rob me of 40k and i can walk away feeling comfortable
Mike Matusow: IMHAVING FUN AND U FKING NUTS
Mike Matusow: U KNOW WHAT FOR THAT IM OUT
Mark Vos: probably will save me 50k
Mark Vos: ur running 30k an hour vs me
Mark Vos: i appreciate it
Mike Matusow: DONT CARE HOW DRUNK U ARE THAT WA FKED UP
Mike Matusow: AND U KNOW IT
Mark Vos: im just being honest
Mark Vos: lol
Mark Vos: im not sur
Mark Vos: but im sure mikey wins a red on red confrontation
Mike Matusow: YA THINK
Mark Vos: im a 13 year old girl
Mike Matusow: MARK I REALL DOLIKE U
Mark Vos: and he's bullying me
Mike Matusow: ALLOT
Mike Matusow: BUT THA TWAS UN CALLED FOR
Mark Vos: mike iu think u typod
Mark Vos: u meant dont
Mark Vos: ive lost about 6 pots where i was 60%+ for 10k+
Mark Vos: and u dig at me
Mark Vos: what u expect?

There''s much more than this, both earlier and later, including the hand histories that led to the exchange. To view it in its entirety, click here.

There, I need to go wash my hands now. :-) He-he-he-he....

Everybody loves Mikey in one way or another, whether it's love him, love to hate him, or love to be entertained by him. (I'm pretty much in the third group.) For more information on 'Mike the Mouth Matusow' be sure and check out Mikey's new blog, and oh, yeah, it surely is a ghostwritten creation. Here 'tis.