... but it's hilarious nonetheless. To tie it to poker, let's just say that this is someone I might not be able to out-bluff.
Frankly, I laughed so hard I almost --- well, we won't go there. But click on this link, let the video load, and enjoy.
The link is rated TGFCE --- Too Gross For Corporate Environment. At least if your boss or a corporate-snitch type is near.